Apply in person

You arrive at
1847 Front St. W.
Bay City

You notice that a lot of construction is going on. Finishing touches are being put on to a rather attractive night club. There is a stage area where workers are busy installing a brass pole. Seats surround the stage and very sophisticated laser lighting is being tested.
So… It’s a strip club. But why do they insist on male waiters??

After a few minutes a young shapely blonde enters. She looks like about a 32 C. You can tell by the telltale nipple marks that she is not wearing a bra, and the tight fitting skirt doesn’t show any panty lines. You wonder if she has any on at all or is she wearing a thong?

“Hi there. How can I help you?”

“I’m here about the ad for waiters.”

“Terrific” Let’s get started. Would you please fill out this application form first.

Hardon Café Employment Application (Waiter)

Name ____
Address __
Age____

(This seems pretty normal so far.)

Body Shape (check one) Well toned Slim Muscular Fat Beer Belly __

Size of Penis Flaccid ___
Size of Penis Erect ___

(Now this is getting personal)

Do you fill out the ad and reply or ignore it