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Q: What do each of you bring to the team?

The four girls look at each other.

"Well, I'm the leader, obviously." Tiffany laughs. "Blaize is my second in command, and the straight up fighter of us. Misty's the sex fighter and the outside the ring strategist, and Didi's the submission expert and man beating specialist."

"I've had so many girls think that cos I'm a frat girl, I must be some kind of pansy." Blaize sneers. "Hey, I go into lesbian biker bars for practice, and I beat the hell out of all of them. Then I fuck the one that pissed me off the least while the others watch but are too scared to try to join in."

"Honestly, I used to be a nerd." Misty blushes a little bit. "But since I didn't get laid enough in high school, I'm like... always horny. Always. And since I never forgot my nerd learnings, I can outsmart anyone in the ring, too."

"I did, um..." Didi twisted her hair around her finger. "Jujitsu? I'm almost as good at sex as Misty, but I can, like, put really painful holds on people when they, like, least expect it? I mean I'm not as good as, like, Tara, but since she'd, like, totally underestimate me because I, like, say like, like, alot?"

Q: What does your sorority stand for, and what are your usual traditions?

"We could tell you, but first I'd have to kill the filming crew and then I'd have to kill you." Blaize scowls.

"Oh Blaize, we can tell them about some of it. Like the official Thigh Delta Sigma paddles. They're crafted out of pure mahogany and inlaid with gold, and you can buy them at the souvenier stand." Misty winks at the camera. "Oh, one of my favorite initiation rituals. We don't tolerate real airheads, right? So we take girls downstairs, stuff them full of vibrators, and quiz them about stuff. If they finish before they pass out from orgasms, they win. If they pass out... well, I can't tell you that part."

"And there's the squirting contests." Tiffany says. "We line up and schlick and see who can squirt the furthest. Or sometimes we try to aim at a target. Like some guy. If he's lucky he can kneel there with his mouth open. If he isn't we put a cockring on him so he can't enjoy it."

"Maybe instead of, like, telling them about it, we could use the people who we beat as, like, live demonstrations later?" Didi asks.

Q: Have you made any friends or enemies so far in the league?

Tiffany answers immediately."Those high school dumbasses. Dolly and Chichi and their teacher. They're cowards. Big fish in a small pond. We rule the entire fucking world... well, not really, but we do have charter members married to very important world leaders."

"Oh, and anyone who tries to get all moral with us. Or just anyone who looks at us wrong." Blaize adds.

Q: What's this "freebird rule" about?

Blaize sighs.

"It's an old school wrestling reference. NWA. OK, so I was a huge wrestling nerd when I was a little kid. Anyway, they were a tag team, but there were three of them, so any two at any time could defend the titles. It kind of let them pick the most effective lineup based on who they were fighting, and they always had someone to interfere."

Q: What are each of you studying in college?

"History." Tiffany says. "I might as well learn about the world I'll rule eventually."

"Honestly, I forget." Blaize says. "Not like I have to go to class to get A's anyway."

"Satellite technology, and minoring in aeronautic communications." Misty says. "Also, beer."

"Event planning?" Didi says.