Answers

How do you communicate with Sheana, and why does she seem so closely bonded with you?

A: She understands English perfectly well, I'm sure of it. I think she remembers civilization from before she got stranded. But mainly she just always seems to know what I'm thinking. And why she's bonded with me...

(Before she can answer, Sheana walks over and throws her arms around Elena, sitting down in her lap. She glares at you over her shoulder, then buries her face in Elena's neck. Not making out or anything, just sitting there.)

How well can you yourself fight, Elena?

A: Pretty well. I mean, you don't become a survivalist without knowing how to defend yourself, and that includes against other humans. I've done a few different kinds of martial arts, the same kind that they teach in the Army, and Ms McVan did actually pay me to take some sexfight training... not that it matters if I'm trying to fight Sheana. But there's a lot of girls who can sexfight, and Ms McVan thinks I'm more important doing other things for her than wrestling in the sex wrestling league.

What got you into your career path, Elena?

A: Oh, I always was into everything outdoors. You know how people joke about kids wanting to sleep in the back yard in a tent, but I actually did, and I never got tired of it. I started taking all my vacations to the wildest places I could find. I ended up as a park guide, then a ranger, and it just kind of went from there.

What got you to convince Sheana to come to America, and what made her want to enter the league?

A: I... well, I just explained what it was about to her, maybe 3 days or so after I first met her. She seemed to like the idea immediately. I mean, I already knew she loved sex and loved to wrestle, so I figured she'd like the idea. But when I told her, she started dragging me towards the place that Tanya's helicopter had first landed and practically threw me on board, and that was pretty much that.