Answer the phone

You figure that it is your wife and if you don't answer it, you will hear about it when she get back on Monday. You pick up the phone "Hello?"

You almost drop the phone as you hear a voice you have not heard in years on the other end, " Hello, Michael? It's Jessica."

"Oh my god, I have not heard from you in years. How have you been?" You begin to think about the last time you saw her.

She was 5'2" tall, long red hair, green eyes and best set of tits you had ever seen. They had to have been 42D.

"I've been good. I am in town on a personal vacation and remembered that you lived in this area so I thought we could catch up on old times."

You can't beleive that she is in town. You jump up out of your chair and straighten your clothes (as if she can see you). "Sure, I would love that. Where would you like to meet?"

"Well, I hear that Rolandos is a nice place, we can meet there, how is 8:00pm for you?"

"That sounds great, I will see you then Jess." You hang up the phone and realize that you have 2 hours to get ready for this. As you sprint to the shower, you throw clothes in every direction. As you stand in your room, looking at yourself in the mirror to make sure you didn't forget to put on anything since you flew thru getting ready, you see behind you that you living room is a mess. quickly you grab everything you can and cram it in a nearby closet. If she comes over, you don't want her to see a pig sty.

You sit down and take a breather before heading out to mee Jess and you suddenly realize something. You are a married man and you are acting like you are single. You sit there and begin to think......