Announce yourself.

?I?m back,? you say.

You hear a thud from under the desk, and then: ?Ow!?

You wince. ?Sorry.?

?No worries,? she tells you, her voice a little muffled due to her position. ?Occupational hazard. You crawl under as many desks as I have, you?re going to bonk your head on something.?

?Well, thank you for taking the time to crawl under my desk.?

?Sure. And you?re not just saying that because you get to watch my rear end.?

?I promise you that I am averting my eyes,? you say, even though you?re not.

?If you are, then I?m returning these shorts for a refund.?