April 5, 2039

Anni was honestly tired of waiting for the "teleport tag" between Amy and Gene to wear itself out. Yet, several months after Amy immigrated, it was still going on, both narrowly missing the other by mere seconds as one teleports in or out. All three demonic regulars at Gene's Hangout, Adelle, Anni, and Bernadette, had no hand in it. It was the most bizarre series of coincidences they've seen in a very long while.

In the meantime, Anni was mentally keeping tabs on the local time. Her mom was at their Neuve Pluton home for the time being. It was just after 3 pm, and Gene would be here momentarily. It was already fully night time. The ginger dude from last night woke up and bailed hours ago. It was a Tuesday, and so it was a work night for Gene. However, Amy was working late today, so while Anni knew there were plenty of later opportunities to kill the teleport tagging, she was getting impatient. It was tonight or bust.

Right on cue, King Gene arrived by foot this time. Usually that is when it is already snowing like crazy, and Gene loves his snowstorms. As expected for a snowy workday, the Hangout was slow paced today. Even the trio of gamers were still at work. Anni turned to face Gene as he walked in. Right away, something was off. The King was in a more down mood than usual. Gene began heading towards the cafeteria stairs.

"'Sup, Gene?" Anni greeted him.

"Nothing much, I guess." Even his tone of voice gave his emotional state away. This was one of those day's where Gene didn't really give a fuck what others thought of his attitude.

"Everything okay, bud?"

"I guess." Gene barely made eye contact as he sulked his way up the stairs. Anni followed him into the cafeteria, where instead of going for whatever Akemi made for this meal shift, Gene went straight for the food replicator and created a plate of mac & cheese. Anni joined Gene when he sat at the table next to the stairs, sitting across from him.

"Seriously, Gene. What's up?" Anni cut to the chase. Gene hesitated to respond so he could at least have his first bite.

"Adulting sucks." Gene finally broke his silence after chewing. "Diplomacy with idiots sucks."

Anni knew there was something more or deeper than this that's bothering this world leader sitting in front of her.

"Well, hun. It's gotta be pretty big if you're eating mac n cheese for breakfast." Anni was right. Gene had just gotten up and he knew he'd be preferring to eat cocoa puffs instead when having breakfast. He sighed, and took his second bite before speaking.

"I'm lonely. I mean yeah I've at least been getting lots of decent titjobs from women as of late, thankfully. But there's not much attachment. Not much..." Gene hesitated again.

"Romance." Anni and Gene said in unison.

"Yeah, there's that Amy girl I'm crushing on," he continued. "But in the end, they always have some creep who isn't me for a monogamous bf. It's probably the same with Amy, I guess."

"Well, Gene." Anni sighed. "If it makes you feel better, she was here last night taking a random free use guy's virginity while he slept after I knocked him out for harassing me."

Gene snorted and snickered right before taking another bite of his "breakfast," almost dropping it back on the plate. "Ha! Really?" He inquired as Anni nodded in confirmation.

"Lucky basterd." Gene mumbled.

"Not if he doesn't remember it, hun hun." Anni smirked, leaning back and crossing her arms.

"Haha, true." Gene finally resumed eating. Anni hesitated a bit to speak more to let him continue eating. Halfway through, he continued. "But yeah. The lack of personal intimacy these years is starting to get to me."

"Well, I don't blame ya. I know Leokadia's missing you too."

As soon as Anni said that, Gene lost his appetite, and swallowed what was left in his mouth after not chewing for a few moments. He was also tempted to just go back home and skip hanging out here today. Just as he was about to get up, Anni's demon senses kicked in.

"Gene, wait!"

"Wha...?"

Anni was beginning to connect the dots here.

"Don't get up just yet. My 'spidey' senses are tingling about something."

"What is i--" Gene began, but Anni quickly shushed him. He awkwadly glanced around and at Anni, and he could tell Anni was on to something. While a few minutes passed by in seemingly awkward silence between them, Anni was rapidly, mentally scanning the local astral plane. Among the things she sensed was Amy's itching to teleport here already, but somehow she kept subconsciously procrastinating, almost as if were involuntary. Physically, Amy was just lounging on her sofa browsing her smartphone, repeatedly loading the same three social media pages she was on due to sheer muscle memory and **** of habit.

"I know whats going on!" Anni loudly announced to Gene and a mostly empty cafeteria, and scowled. Without warning, she raised and clenched her left fist, and pounded on the support circle of the glass table at nearly a hundred miles an hour. Thankfully, the safety enchantments hadn't worn off yet. A toroidal shockwave expanded at the speed of sound, safely travelling through everything and everyone as if they weren't there.

Bystanders and pedestrians outside were startled by the rapidly dissipating torus emanating horizontally from the building, but they otherwise continued with their day, assuming some witch fight was going on inside.

Not thirty seconds later, Amy was seen teleporting into the cafeteria, next to the coffee counter, facing Akemi.

"Ha! Just as I thought." Anni began, startling Amy, who quickly turned around to see Anni and Gene sitting together. It took a few seconds for her to take it all in.

"Finally! I get to meet you!" Amy gleefully exclaimed as she approached Gene, extending her hand. Gene jolted his head between Anni and Amy a few times, blinking, momentarily confused as to what the fuck just happened. Finally it registered in him that it was happening. His latest crush, towering over him at 6'2, wearing a low-cut, white and blue, floral sundress with a violet minijacket over it. Gene grinned a toothy, cheshire grin as he got up to reciprocate Amy's greeting. Anni grinned and bit her lip as she again leaned back in her chair, arms folded.

"Nice to meet ya too, Amy!" Gene responded as they shook hands. Both mentally noted each other's handshakes as nice and firm. Gene enjoyed looking into Amy's deep brown eyes.

"So, umm, what's up?" Gene nervously chuckled, his awkwardness on full display. He honestly felt like he was gonna fall to the floor since Amy was making him so weak in the knees. She felt similarly weak in the knees as well. The man she's lusted after for DECADES was finally in front of her. She also was loving this guy's dorky awkwardness as well.

"Doing good, how 'bout you?"

"All I can say is that you just made my day instantly better." Gene blushed. Before they could continue further, Anni got up and interrupted.

"Haha, sorry to interrupt your first date, but shit just went down. You two," Anni pointed at both Gene and Amy, gesturing to follow her into the fuck room. "Come with me. I need to tell you guys something."

Confused, Amy and Gene followed Anni in the fuck room.

"Out. Now." Anni said to the photobooth, point towards the retro-futristic doors opposite of the Photobooth. After no response, she said it again. This time a naked gay couple stumbled out of the photobooth. The first guy, an undead, lightly-green-skinned zombie of a guy in his late 40's, came out first. Falling onto the floor, he scowled and flipped off Anni as the second guy, a 20-something human college kid, narrowly missed stepping onto the zombie. Anni told them they wouldn't be long anyway. With that the human helped his zombie lover up and they went into the cafeteria instead.

Once Anni, Amy and Gene were alone, Anni crossed her arms and began.

"Normally, I'd keep it between me and Gene, but since this involves you too, Amy," Anni spoke softly and nodded towards Amy, who raised an eyebrow. "I think you should know too. Something was preventing you two from meeting. Thats why it took forever to get to this point."

Both Gene and Amy sighed, with Gene facepalming and Amy dropping and shaking her head. After regaining his composure Gene asked, "Do you know who?"

Anni sighed, looking down, and crossed her ankles before looking back up at the couple, with a slightly pained look on her face. "I'm not fond of outing space aliens," she admitted. "But Gene, remember those stereotypical greys from a certain nearby planet that was your favorite conspiracy theory to be terrified of for about eight years?"

Gene sighed and facepalmed again, this time slightly shaking his head as well. He knew exactly what Anni was talking about. Amy just kept glancing between him and Anni with a mild look of confusion. When Gene again regained composure, he noticed Amy's glances.

"Nibiru. From that theory by that Sitchin guy." He moaned. It clicked in Amy's head. She was familiar with Sitchin's literature too, although probably not as much as Gene.

"So now what?" Questioned Amy as she shrugged.

"Now we wait." Anni answered. "Their homeworld, which for safety reasons, I can not name like Gene just did, is not in our galaxy. So while they do have some influence here, they're lazy and incompetent little shitheads who can somehow put up a helluva fight anyway. That's how I was able to do away with the spell one of their witches tried to remotely cast here."

Gene snickered. It now made sense why Anni pounded her fist just now in the cafeteria. "So I take it they knew something was gonna happen between me and Amy or something?"

Anni smiled, supressing a giggle while biting her lip and uncrossing her ankles, saying nothing.

"Well, Amy did show up as my self sim's daughter in a Sims game once, so there's that." Gene joked as he crossed his arms. Amy faked a shocked expression, chuckled and playfully slapped the back of Gene's head."

"There's your answer!" Anni laughed. "You just met and you're already acting like a couple!" The trio giggled at Anni's observation. "Anyways, I'll let you be now, haha! I hope you don't mind the company." Anni exclaimed with a wink as she headed back out into the cafeteria. "Enjoy your company, guys, if you can handle a nekkid world leader. Ha!" She commented to the supernatural gay couple on her way back down to the bar.

Amy and Gene awkwardly stood there, glancing at each other as the gay couple went back into the photobooth.

"Soooo..." Gene began, smiling like a cheesy cheshire fool, awkwardly glancing at Amy. "Anni tells me you like virgins, eh?"

Amy snickered as she dropped her head and arms, before Gene continued joking. "So, do you prefer regulars, or born-agains?" Amy began giggling as she crossed her arms and held her nosebridge on her thumb and index finger, slightly shaking her head. Finally she looked back at Gene.

"Both! Now cum with me, ruler boy! You've got some catching up to do!" Amy grabbed the King's hand and led him to a nearby sofa for the first of what will be an eternity of sexual experiences between the two. Granted, this one also involved vainly trying to ignore the stench of an undead gay zombie pervading the fuck room.

Author's Note: Virginity or "pseudo-virginity" arcs that take place that have either Amy, Gene, or both still as virgins or born-again virgins of any level of previous sexperience are recommended to end here at this chapter, as from here on out they are having penetrative sex.