Anko

No sooner had Naruto cleared his head of all the pretty stars and birds then a hand grabbed hold of his shirt. In front of him was a woman he'd never seen before. Her hair was short and purple, though it might have only seemed short due to her hairband. Her outfit was just odd... very, VERY short shorts, coupled with a long trenchcoat, underwhich she was wearing...

Only fishnet. Which covered a pair of very nice, very large breasts. They seemed to be straining to get loose to greet Naruto. But before Naruto could inspect them more, the woman grabbed his chin and made him look up. "Eyes up here!" she yelled, but not without a large smirk on her face.

The woman looked him up and down. "Not bad." she said in an approving tone. "Not bad at all. Maybe I'll try you... but not now."

"Huh?"

The lady continued as if she hadn't heard him. "Not now, because you! YOU MADE ME DROP MY DANGO!"

Before Naruto knew it, the crazy lady with the huge breasts had hauled him into a nearby stand. "YOU!" she screamed. "Buy me dango! Now!"

The man behind the counter just shook his head while shooting a pitifilled look at Naruto. "Trust me kid." he said. "Just buy Anko her dango. She WILL hurt you."