Angryily Resist

"Fuck off" you warn, whipping a pillow at his head. "A new girlfriend is the last thing I need, I'm not going anywhere!"

"Who said anything about a girlfriend. You're going to go out, get drunk, get fucked, and you're defiantly not going to call her." Chet smiles as he says the last bit. "And Dave here is going to wing-man for you until you have it locked down."

"What? Why don't you do it?"

"Because, your dumb ass is in a relationship, and I need to find myself some new meat tonight. Can't go to Jenni three times in one week or she'll think I'm in to her!"

"Well aren't you?" I ask.

"So? I'm in to everyone, and that's the point. Now are you coming out, or are we going to have to throw a party here? Either way you need to get in the fucking shower." Chet pulled out his phone. You know if you tried to call his bluff he'd have a rager started within the hour.