Angry answers

Q: If your not good at the sex match aspect, why not just Join UFC or the Olympics

Melissa grabs you by your collar and pulls you forward into a clothesline. You land on your back on the gym floor, your head ringing.

"What do you mean I'm 'not good' at the sex aspect? When I was wrestling in college, the other girls and all the guys on the team wouldn't use the damned locker rooms in anything less than groups of five!"

She squats down and grabs your throat.

"The ONLY reason I sometimes get off a little fast is because I was SO GOOD, for my ENTIRE LIFE, that I never learned to take it because NO ONE WAS EVER GOOD ENOUGH TO GIVE IT TO ME! Well, for your information, I'm working with Miss H, she's teaching me how to defend against sexfighting techniques because I already know how to use them offensively, and by the time I graduate, I'll be pratically untouchable!

...and you're probably just trying to trick me into **** you. Little wuss. Stand up and stay 10 feet away from me at all times, you're not getting any of this."

Q: Are you dating anyone

"What? Ew. Like I have time for that."

Q: How do you like your new Boss

"Lisa? Oh, she knows how to have a good time. Makes it hard for me to keep my gym schedule what with the trips to Tijuana and Kyoto and pretty much anywhere you can find a good party. I'm sure she'll do an even better job of running the place than her mom when she finally inherits it."

Q: What your feeling on your sometime partner Dolly the Schoolyard Bully

"Well, Dolly got me on Lisa's good side, so what else can I say? Only thing she and I disagree on is who it's more fun to beat up. She'd rather beat up nerds because she likes watching them cry. I'd rather beat up jocks and toughmen because when you make them cry you've actually accomplished something. But you know how I just told you I'm bad at defending against sexfight techniques because no one before the league was good enough to get me with them? Well, Dolly never learned how to take a hard attack. She's as nasty as they come on offense, but she doesn't fight through the pain so well."