Andersen is right.

Hours later, You are searching through the local college newspaper when you find an article entitled “PROGRAMMING EVIL.” Just below the title is the byline Zebulon Lycos. Hooked, you read on, and discover it is a scathing beratement of the writers of the Klez, Melissa and I Love You viruses and the F.B.I.’s Carnivore program and other such snoop devices.

“I think we’ve just found the next Stone Phillips.” you mutter to yourself.

“I would have said John Stossel, but Stone Phillips is good too.” Dak’s mental projection says.

“Weird name, Zebulon.” You continue. “Still, I guess there can’t be too many Zebulons on campus, so he should be pretty easy to find.”