And then they kissed...

Looking from his command pulpit of the Helicarrier, Nick Fury glared with his one good eye at the mushroom cloud that billowed out from what used to be Las Vegas. “Give me a status report on that crater men, I wanna know if those gamma freaks are reduced to charcoal and green tinted bones by now.”

“Well sir…” Called out one science officer from the bridge going over papers in his hands trying to read the data spilling out of the printer. “We’ve struck the city with enough nuclear ordinance that the place will be uninhabitable for over 5000 years. The air temperature is 450 degrees ferenheit and more than likely everything that WASN’T in the blast zone had been reduced to screaming ash by now.”

Wiping his gloved hands together, the man turned to his crew with a smirk. “AND your welcome!”

“Sire, I would like to point out that this was a gross misconduct of our resources to deal with the Hulks.”

“Pff… Put it on my damn annual survey, we just rid the world of the most destructive beings on the planet, AND cleared the gambling debt of a few countries worth of people, a little gratitude would be nice.”

“Thank you…” Murmured a small voice in the far corner of the command deck.

“There, you see? Now let’s park this flying tugboat to the nearest town so I can get myself a decent frappuccino! Damn kitchen has nothing to offer but mud water for coffee.”

“Aye aye sir!” Said the bridge crew in unison, turning the massive vessel around to leave the now toxic and irradiated landscape as the mushroom cloud dissipated further. While they were departing, the science officer looked back at his readings, raising an eyebrow in confusion until another bridge officer leaned over to see what he was looking at.

“What’s wrong?”

“Funny… Five minutes ago it said the radiation levels were so high they wouldn’t dissipate for 5 millennia, now it is saying 4500 years… No! Wait… Now it says 4200… It’s actually going down, quickly too.”

“Huh… Is that good?”

“It’s not BAD, just weird.”

*

Meanwhile… In Vegas…

“I’m TELLING you; I have more kids than you! So that’s means I win!”

“Nuh Uh! I have more kids! I’m the winner!”

Lounging together in the irradiated zone of ground zero of Nick Fury’s atomic blast, the three massive she-hulks bickered and argued with one another, still trying to keep up with their wager despite the insanity of it all. Laying on her side, gasping and moaning as her six large newborns suckled from her six breasts, Jen glared back at her two rivals with green eyed envy. Had they been thinking more clearly, they would have realised that the three of them had the same number of kids each.

Betty was on her side nursing her own six children, the kaiju woman gasping when her pups bit down on her nipples, making her clawed toes curl in arousal and squirm on the spot before she glared back at Jen and turned her attention to Lyra. “Well MY kids are healthier; so big and strong, their teeth are ALREADY coming in.”

“And a lovely shade of red, do they have a fever like YOU do? At least MINE are a healthy shade of green!” Purred Lyra, her eyes fluttering, biting her lip as she felt her newborns bite and suckle from her breasts, feeding off her mother’s milk. “Green and strong and biting and clawing like their PROUD mother!”

“Easy there Lyra, MY kids are the healthy ones, coming from the HOTTEST of the She-Hulks.”

“Please… I’M the hottest She-Hulk, Banner screwed me dozens of times to prove it.”

“As if! Bruce ALWAYS had a thing for me, he fucked me more than either of you… and Harder!”

Rolling her eyes Jen swooned when she felt her children bit and tug at her stiff nipples, making the green scaly kaiju woman pant and moan. The radiation they had been soaking up was empowering them by the second, making their muscles throb with more power while their changes continued. The rush from the radiation, her children nursing from her tits and the idle banter from her two rivals were making the She-Hulk hot and bothered. Glaring back at the red scaly monster woman, Jen bit her lip and moaned. In time, one by one her brood stopped feeding off her mother’s milk and curled up to sleep in a pile in front of her. Seeing her opportunity to get up to all sixes, the kaiju woman stood to her hind feet and huffed, a clawed hand at her wide hip while looming over Betty. “You know what I think? I think you’re just jealous.”

“Ha, me? Jealous?!” Getting up to her feet and ignoring her newborn’s cries, Betty stomped up to Jen, fuming when she thrust her chest out and pressed up against the green creature. “You think I’m jealous of you? Fucking floozy!”

“Dam right your jealous! Why else would you try to imitate all this perfection with a red complexion?” Jen teased, pressing her own chest against Betty’s, and leaning close to the kaiju woman’s face with a smug grin. Then the two were surprised to find Lyra had joined them, her own heaving breasts mashed against theirs to make room.

“Please… I was forged by the Femizons, if anyone is a model of female perfection it is I.”

“The Femizons? Honey, they wouldn’t know a good fucking even if they tripped backwards onto a zucchini, we did you a favour!”

“Bitch!”

“Slut!”

“Gamma-powered Whore!”

Breathing hard and glaring into each others’ eyes, Jen barely resisted when Betty pulled her close for a passionate kiss, the two allowing their tongues to explore each other’s mouth, moaning from the act until they gently pulled away. Looking back to each other with heavy lidded eyes, Jen found a clawed hand pull her to the left when she ended up capturing the lips of Lyra kissing her just as deeply, her many claws roaming over her curves and rear while the She-Hulk felt Betty heft one of her milk laden breasts to lick at her stiff nipple, making Jen hiss and moan before pulling Lyra back in for a kiss.