An irritated maid

A maid comes by. She's fairly attractive if a bit worn. She looks at you and sighs. "Look, just because there's an exhibitionist convention in town doesn't mean you can do this here...You'll have to go to the designated floor."

"But I-"

She ignores you. "I'll let it slide this time if you'll come to the right floor, sir." You aren't quite sure, but you think she's staring at your body. She offers you a hand up.