Chapter 17
by
Swineswine
Next
An enjoyable lunch
"You wanna grab some ramen with me?"
"Heh. " Anko merely chuckled in response and turned her back to him. Then, after crouching down for a second, she leaped into the air and began to run across the rooftops.
"Wow. No response. Guess that's a no."
Whatever. Naruto's neck was starting to ache from his constant gazes down towards the book, but that didn't stop him from writing in its pages.
Without a warning of any kind, he appeared inside his favorite ramen restaurant; Its familiar setting gave him an instantly relaxing feel. He instinctively leaned back in his chair and released a sigh.
"Good afternoon Naruto!" Ayame stood beside his table with a genuine smile adorned on her lips. Her appearance nearly caused Naruto to spit out his drink. Well, he didn't have one, but if he did, it would've definitely been sprayed everywhere. She was wearing nothing but an apron, and her panties, a cute thing, black with a frilly edging, directly on her face. That change he made for all women was really a spur-of-the-moment thing, but it sure was funny as hell. What must it be like, just constantly breathing in the scent of her own crotch? Her nose was pushing into the fabric just enough to spare room to breathe.
"What can I get for you?" She asked.
"Bigger tits."
"Pardon?" She tilted her head and leaned slightly forward, just enough to give him a minuscule view of the nonexistent cleavage her small chest created. That changed quickly enough, though. Right when he finished writing, her tits became the same size as Tsunade's, they naturally bounced from the sudden change and her small apron expanded in a feeble attempt to contain the new weight. Two distinct nipples poked against the apron's material and displayed their clear imprint.
"Nothing..." He responded with his nose still in the book. The average wooden table instantly vanished; in its place was a completely naked Anko, who was in the middle of sucking his now exposed dick clean. Her face bobbed up and down the length of his erection; the purple-haired teen's lips left a solid overflow of saliva that added to the sloppy squelching sounds that oozed through her hungry moans. "Nnnggh.. nicee.... I'll uh... The Naruto special, please."
"Of course." Ayame, with her hands across her stomach. Her arms squeezed the two Tsunade-sized breasts together and created an unbelievably hot and round overflow of cleavage for him to stare at unabashedly. "And for you?" She pointed her second question towards Anko.
"Oh goddd...." Naruto breathed. He gently patted the girl's head, then went to write something down in his relic. "She's having the Naruto's Slut Special."
"Oh, right," Ayame said. She didn't react in the slightest towards the fact that her breasts were now quadrupled the size. Every slight movement she made caused pleasing ripples to jiggle across her mounds. "Sorry, I should've seen that."
"And she'll be paying for everything. Go ahead and take your payment now."
A large sum of money appeared between Anko's asscheeks. And, of course, Ayame got down to her knees and used her mouth to bob for the money that was wedged up Anko's ass.
"Hehehehe..." Naruto chuckled to himself. Ayame's tits mashed against Anko's rear thighs as she fished her face throughout the girl's inner asscheeks. It was always nice to have a show with a meal. Ayame got a healthy tip. He got to watch her eat out another chick's ass. And even Anko was enjoying herself **** on his rod. He enjoyed the way her boobs mashed between her fingers as he squeezed; they swayed down, far enough to make her fully erect nipples brush against the floor.
The only thing that felt off was how empty the place was. More people needed to see this humiliating show. For Ayame's sake, he'd make everyone forget afterwards. At least, forget about her... Anko? Eh, they can remember that part.
He still wasn't sure why Anko was the only other person in the village seemingly unaffected by the book. But clearly, it did work on her since she's acting as his table and his blowjob slut. Tsunade would be able to help him figure that out later.
After he put the dot to his newest change, the entirety of Konoha resumed its everyday life. Tsunade's show was over, and she went back to being the well-respected Hokage, while everyone still retained the memory of her public display and position as a cow slut. The restaurant was filled with life, and all the women had panties adorned on their faces, but a lot of them appeared new and fresh. That might be pleasant for them but not fun for him.
''Women must wear their panties and exercise enough every morning to generate a lot of sweat. Then when their crotches are nice and musky, they will wear them on their faces for the rest of the day.''
There. That should do it. All of the panties on the women's faces had slight changes to them. They looked to be slightly more used and damp.
Nice... But there are a lot more dudes than chicks here...
Easy fix.
''Konoha has a higher woman to man ratio. For every male, there are eight females. All women vary from hot to super hot.''
Now...
He closed his book and sighed.
Time to enjoy himself.
Anko let out a soft moan, one muffled by his saliva-coated dick, when he gave her nipple a hard pinch.
Sakura kicked over the trash bin she had just finished filling. Her hair could have been a fiery red for ass she knew; her anger was boiling to dangerous levels. But no one could blame her; she was doing COMMUNITY SERVICE!??? WHY THE HELL!?? Tsunade must be having an off day or something. She told her mentor specifically what Naruto had been up to. Of course... she couldn't share all the details; that wasn't necessary information and was a bit too embarrassing to share. But she explained enough to Tsunade for the Hokage to know Naruto needs to be put in check. The brat was sexually harassing her, for crying out loud, and all the obscene shit he was writing down to get some sexual fulfillment was sicking.
If that book actually worked... that would be something out of a horror novel. Someone like Naruto being able to change reality... heh, he wishes he could do that.
But even if the book didn't work, he was using a sacred relic to write perverted stuff. That's literally disgusting, and Tsunade doesn't stand for perverted activity in her village. So the Hokage would put a stop to him, right?
Then why was SHE the one doing community service and not that cocky idiotic blond perverted brat?
Sakura picked up the trash bin and proceeded to kick it onto the ground for the eighth time in a row.
"Calm down," Ino said to her side. She was leaning against the wall to her flower shop and had her arms crossed below her chest. "You've been here for an hour, and you're almost done. Just-"
"WHY AM I DOING THIS!?"
Ino sighed. "Here we go again..." She quietly breathed and raised a hand to adjust the yellow pantie that was resting with a sticky grip from all of her musky sweat onto her face.
"I'M SERIOUS!!?"
"Ask Lady Tsunade," Ino said with a shrug. "She assigned this to you."
Sakura gritted her teeth while bending down to pick up the knocked-over bin. After lifting it back into place, she let out a few calming breaths, and grabbed the bottom of her panties, and pulled it out to fan her face. The musky smell wafted up her nostrils, but the few bouts of fresh air did help in calming her.
"That idiot must've created some lie to her... Lady Tsunade wouldn't do this to me unless he fucking tricked her!" She released her grip on her panties; it sprang back and created a wet slap against her face. "Naruto should be cleaning up the trash, not me!"
"Must've been some lie if she fell for it... but what are you going to do about it?"
"Keep kicking the trash." Tenten poked her head out the front door to Ino's shop. "That's my guess." Her panties were a brown that matched her hair; they had white dots and a noticeably damp portion directly in the middle where her nose pressed against it.
"No." Sakura grumbled. "We're going to prove to Tsunade, to everyone, he's a freaking brat."
"Uh..." Tenten mumbled.
"We?" Ino raised an eyebrow.
Tenten nodded. "Yeah, I don't want to do community service too..."
"Possess him!" Sakura's eyes flashed with a mischievous tint. "Do that thing and take him over, make him do something horribly perverted."
"What!? I- No I'm not doing that. Do you know how many rules that would be breaking?"
Sakura crossed her arms. "We have to stoop to his level if we're going to do anything to stop his perverted shit."
"Just tell Tsunade and..." Ino was cut off.
"Tried that already. But instead of telling her, why don't we show her?"
"I don't know..." Tenten said with an uncertain tone of voice.
Sakura picked up on their uncertainty and pressed forward. "Look. If we don't do anything. He's going to just keep being an annoying perv. Can you enjoy the hot springs knowing he might pull something at any moment?"
Ino was silent for a few moments before she eventually sighed directly into her pantie and said. "Alright, alright. Fine. You're right. We need to do something about him... But nothing too horrible. Just.. just something to get him to stop."
"Oh, I know just how to teach him a lesson." Sakura flashed a snarky grin, one that made her have to adjust her pink and white striped pantie to an appropriate position on her face.
"Right. Before you tell us that." Tenten said. "I need to go to the back and masturbate about Naruto fucking me raw."
"Oh. Yeah." Ino pointed a thumb behind her. "Go on back there. I need to get my Naruto fantasy over with too. I might join you."
"I haven't masturbated to Naruto fucking me yet either," Sakura said with a discarded bottle in her hand. "I might-"
"No, you need to finish cleaning up that trash in front of my store," Ino stated flatly.
Sakura crushed the bottle.
...
"...fine."
Next
Disable your Ad Blocker! Thanks :)
Naruto: Reality Relic
Naruto gains a useless jutsu. Or maybe
Naruto gains a useless jutsu. Or maybe...
Updated on Jul 19, 2025
by Stormdragon19
Created on Dec 22, 2018
by Naive
- 4,328 Likes
- 1,031,365 Views
- 795 Favorites
- 818 Bookmarks
- 154 Chapters
- 30 Chapters Deep
Comments moved below the chapter.
Jump to comments
Comments