An empty hotel

With a flash, you find yourself and Piztal in an large empty hotel lobby. You find yourself in a suit for some reason. Piztal looks at you and says, "First thing's first, we need a place to stay! Now, this empty old hotel is the perfect location for us. There's a penthouse at the top for us to live with whatever girl you choose for the moment and almost a hundred rooms to fill with ladies. Double up and we can have enough more. Now, I had my lawyers draft up the purchase agreement, so if you'll just sign here, we can close escrow tomorrow."

With that, Piztal had a contract in one grubby little hand and a pen in the other and pointed them at you. You question this for a second and ask, "Lawyers?" He snarls, "I'm a friendish demon with immense powers from an world where we inflict needless pain and suffering upon humanity. Of course, I know lawyers."

You shrug and you take the pen and put your Dick Ballbuster on the contract on Piztal's back. Asking what's next, Piztal tells you, "Well, we need someone to be the receptionist so first of all, so do you prefer blondes" *SNAP* And then a gorgeous teenage blonde girl appears there looking around lost. "Brunettes?" *SNAP* She vanishes and a brunette appears. "Asian?" *SNAP* She vanishes and an Asian girl appears. "Perhaps Hispanic?" *SNAP*.

You stop him, "I get it, I get it. I think you can stop messing with all these women. Let's go redhead, true redhead." *SNAP* And with that, suddenly you see a young college aged cute redhead wearing a blouse and a skirt. She looks around and yells, "What? Where am I? What happened to me?"

You move over to her and tell her to calm down. Without realizing it, your mind control powers cause her to calm down and she says, "So what's going on here?" You try to explain, first pointing to Piztal but she looks at you confused. You realize that she probably can't see him which is why Piztal needs you.

You pause and start again, "So I just bought this empty hotel and I need someone to work reception. I'm not even sure why but for now, I need it. I think you'd like to do it." She looks back and responds in a monotone voice, "I'd like the job but I have school and work and how will I pay for my apartment?"

You make an executive decision, "Well, for now, you'll live with me in the penthouse and then you can get a room here."

She looks at you and asks, "So do I have the job?"