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Chapter 6
by Cowcow
What's next?
An Unprompted Encounter
"That the.. I..." Sakura's voice rose in pitch. Frantically, her hands patted against her chest, stomach, and bare legs. When she found nothing, her worry only grew. "Oh my god! Where is it?! Where is it!? Where..."
"Hey hey, calm down..." Tenten was quick to comfort her friend.
"I can't calm down! Tsunade trusted me with her relic and it's missing the same day!? It... It doesn't make sense."
"Okay, she's right. Calm down." Ino, always the one to talk with a level-headed mind, said in a soft tone. "Where's the last place you saw it?"
Sakura breathed slowly; she stopped rubbing her completely naked and exposed thighs and thought back as she spoke aloud. "I let Tenten use it back at the park... And then I sucked on it all the way to the restaurant..."
"Wait wait..." Interrupted Ino. "Sucked on it? Whuh.. What exactly did Tsunade-sama give you?"
"Oh.." Sakura blinked. She hadn't actually told Ino, instead wanting to display the prize to her friend/rival and use it as an opportunity to harmlessly brag. Ino typically one-upped her in multiple other aspects of life, but when it comes to who was more deserving of the Hokage's trust, it was Sakura who had won out.
Unfortunately, she had apparently lost the relic and inadvertently the trust of her mentor; but she couldn't fathom how she entered the ramen shop with the Bitch Buster and apparently left without it, how...
Her mouth parted open, and nearly instantly, she gritted her teeth.
"Naruto..." She breathed silently with her fists clenched against her thighs.
Ino tilted her head. "Naruto? What? I.. Come on, just answer the question."
Tenten spoke up for her. "She got the Bitch Buster." Her eyes twinkled softly. "Like, THE Bitch Buster! Tsunade's literal sacred relic. So.. We definitely need to find it. Should we go back and trace our steps?"
Ino's mouth dropped open. "Wha.. What did you just say? The B.. Bit.. You're joking right? You can't be se- The Bitch Buster!? Oh wow! I've heard about that, but I didn't think it was true! There's no way you could've lost that thing. We have to find it!"
"Yeah... And I think I may have an idea where to start..." Sakura muttered.
Well fucking with Sakura and her mindless possie of bullies was fun. But he had a book that can do anything, and limiting himself to those three was doing nothing but stifling his true potential. He could make himself Hokage and laugh as Tsunade took Shizune's position as his assistant. At that thought, Naruto cracked a smile; the irony would be enjoyable to see her being manipulated by the Pendant she foolishly trusted Sakura with. Perhaps she should have given it to someone more responsible; maybe then he wouldn't be able to make this book into something much more potent. She would quite literally be submitting to him due to a product of her own creation.
''Everyone who sees or hears about the Bitch Buster will be in awe and believe it is Tsunade's most prized relic.'' He wrote that down to cover his bases, just to be sure another situation didn't arise like the one where Tenten had initially heard about the Bitch Buster and flipped out.
But Tsunade wasn't the only person he could think of getting some tasty **** on. In fact, he was working on a list to help him sort out his **** plan. Sakura was right about one thing, he could afford to be a bit more responsible with his life. And the world around him had literally become his to be molded, so there was some amount of pressure not to mess things up too far beyond repair. Not that he couldn't just erase any misphrased sentence and try again.
But as he was working on his list...
- Temari, an endless tease. Means no harm, so maybe won't go too hard on her. Light fun
- Shizune, she's always around Tsunade and the Hokage kinda rubbed off on her. Sometimes she acts like she's better than me. Maybe fix that?
- Tsunade, become Hokage? Make her apologize for being so stuck up all the time? Make her have an actual stick up her ass? Have her rule the village to my tastes? Make laws and changes that benefit me without realizing it?
- Anko, has called me a pervert and had other people believe her when she is actually the perverted one. Humiliation?
He heard a knock from outside his apartment door...
"Hello...?" Naruto asked after he had stared at the door in silence for a few minutes. No response was given for a long enough period to lead Naruto to the assumption that whoever knocked had left. Did he receive mail?
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
Came the racket from outside his door.
No, that definitely wasn't mail.
Naruto grunted and pushed himself to his feet. "Who is it?"
*BANG* *BANG*
The poor door's wooden body winced from whatever **** was pounding on it.
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
"Okay!! I'm comi..." Naruto stopped himself mid-sentence and then glanced over to his notebook. What is he doing? This book lets him reshape reality itself to a god-like degree... And he's bothering with some noise outside his door? He shouldn't even need to ask.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
The door continued to wince and shutter from whatever angry person was abusing it. Naruto grabbed his pen and put the Pendant of Power around his neck.
''Whoever is outside my door right now will stop hitting it and introduce themself." No sooner did he finish his sentence did the background thumping cease, and he could actually take in his calm surroundings.
And just as quickly as things drew quiet and relaxing again, he heard a voice that naturally gave him the opposite feeling.
"Hi, I'm Sakura!"
Really? She came to his apartment? And he didn't even make her do it?
"My friends call me Tenten!"
"Ino's my name!"
Oh great, and her like-minded friends tagged along, no doubt to attempt to tag-team him with their fantastic collection of insults.
He had no intention of messing with them much after their bout at the restaurant. He had the three girls splayed atop him as he sat on a throne and took in their submissive bodies. In a way, he saw that as a fair comeuppance for the way they've been acting—particularly Sakura. For Tenten and Ino, they weren't as high on his 'vengeance' list, especially the latter, who had a form of a rival with Sakura that was similar to his own. But Ino's rivalry with her was more friendly while Naruto's was more straightforward.
But, as good friends do, they chose to tag along with her... That was their choice. Not his.
Sakura continued to ruthlessly thump the door. She had no intention of leaving anytime soon, and if someone complained about the ruckus, they could simply leave, and whoever was disturbed would blame Naruto for the noise, not her. That was the only reason she knocked as loud as she did. There was literally no reason not to; either the door would break down, Naruto would open it, or someone would complain about the noise and focus their anger on the brat. It was a win-win-win for her, though she was hoping to get the door opening/breaking down option. If it broke down, Naruto would definitely be held accountable for it. No one would believe him if he said she was the one to take it off its hinges, so if she was being honest with herself, she wished it would come off before he opened it himself.
"You think he's going to open it?" Ino asked in a low breath.
"Either he does or I'm breaking it down." Sakura paused and whispered a response. "But either way I'm getting in."
Tenten took a position farther down the hall, serving as a lookout for if anyone happened to approach with a question towards the noise. "No one's coming. You're good."
Sakura took that confirmation as permission to resume knocking.
*THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*
Ino stood with her arms crossed. "Are you sure he took it?"
"He had to."
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
"Yeah." Tenten agreed. "We had it the whole time, then he crashes our lunch, and it disappears?" She rolled her eyes. "He took it."
Ino was fine with bumping Naruto down when he continues to screw up or act perverted; it's the only way for him to learn. But when he hadn't done much of anything to warrant it, she began to question things.
With that being said, Sakura is more trustworthy than Naruto, so she'd follow along until the point she can be sure he's not in the wrong.
"He's been jealous of my gift all day." Sakura punched the door, leaving a crack in its place. "He got a useless piece of garbage and couldn't stand it." She punched the door again. "So he thought he could get away with stealing from me, instead of realizing that he got garbage because he is garbage. And this just proves what I've been saying! He's an irresponsible-"
Sakura blinked.
She realized she should introduce herself so that Naruto knew who was at the door. "Hi, I'm Sakura!"
Her friends must've come to the same realization as they soon introduced themselves as well.
"My friends call me Tenten!"
"Ino's my name!"
Now with their introductions out of the way, she could cut to the chase.
"Oh, hey guys!"
She hated how excited he sounded, though he was bound to be lonely with how unlikable and annoying he is; the chance to interact with a woman must've been a dream come true—a smirk formed on her lips. The idiot believed his reality book was actually strong enough to work; its pages were probably filled with him trying to satisfy his perverted desires. How lame could he be? Her simply being here might only feed his delusions and make him believe he could actually control any portion of her life.
"Can I come in?" She asked. "I need to talk to you about something."
"Uhh, what for?"
Sakura sighed. If she explained the real reasons why she was here, he'd be hesitant to let her in. But he was stoking a fire at the moment, she had the power, and he wasn't in a good situation. If he did steal Tsunade's relic when he wasn't trusted to have it in the first place, he would be in for a nearly endless punishment.
So she decided to be blunt. "Open the door, or I'm going to tell Tsunade-sama."
"Woah, what?" Was his response from the opposing side of the closed door, "Tell her what? What happened?"
Tenten rolled her eyes, and Ino crossed her arms under her chest as Sakura looked back at them.
"Is it just you?"
"Yeah yeah... It's just me." Sakura said. It was her plan to keep Ino and Tenten's presence hidden. In hindsight, they shouldn't have introduced themselves early on if they wanted to keep that fact unknown. Luckily, Naruto was the dumbest boy in the village, so he probably didn't remember.
"Are you sure?"
"Uh-Huh." She groaned under her breath. "Now let me in, yeah?"
"I'm not sure..."
She turned back and made a show of sighing loudly. "Okay then. I'm going to the Hokage office."
"Wait wait! Hold on.." Sakura smiled. She caught him a hook-line-and-sinker; he really was such an idiot. "Please just tell me what happened."
"Open the door and I will."
"Okay... Just... Uh... Give me one second..."
Ino tsked and shifted her weight onto her other leg. "He's buying time. Should we go make sure he doesn't jump out the window?"
"I don't care." Sakura shrugged. "I'll go straight to Tsunade if he does." After saying that, she raised her voice and said. "Naruto, you have five seconds, or I'm le- You have five minutes. Me and the girls will be making out. You better have the door open by the time we're done, or I swear I'm going straight to Tsunade to eat her ass." She turned around and said. "You ready girls?"
"Yesss!" Tenten bounced forward from her look-out position.
"Sure," Ino had a hand on her hip as she walked up and licked her lips. "Let's kiss like bitches in heat."
Sakura took Ino by her curved hips and pulled her chest against hers. The blond's sizable rack mashed onto her like two smushed pillows. Their lips clashed, and they began to roam their hands on each other's bodies as they shared spit. Tenten approached as they were in mid-kiss; she brought herself in by planting her lips across their bodies; she kissed their bare arms and shifted down to spread her spit across their naked asses. As straight and entirely uninterested in women as she is, Ino's lips, her texture, and tangy breath, were all making her feel sweat-inducing levels of pleasure.
Tenten's face found itself between Ino’s legs as she continued to worship their bodies. Sakura's already diamond-hard tits strained to display her arousal by pointing out with an even more erect ****; her small breasts were squishing against Ino's larger tits, the two nipples from both women poking one another. Spit trickled down their faces, breasts, and even onto Tenten, who was face deep in Ino's crotch. The blond woman's thighs were clenched around the brunette's head, while Sakura's crotch was humping against her ass, which caused ripples to jiggle across her skin.
Moans filled the hall, ones that couldn't be passed off as straight-blooded girls simply experimenting with each other. Any passerby would rightly assume that the trio of girls was much more than simply friends. They were so engrossed in their act of sexual comradery that when Sakura opened her eyes, she was taken by surprise upon noticing Naruto through the corner of her vision. The blond spiky-haired childish brat who seemingly lived to pester and annoy her everyday life was leaning against the wall with a perverted grin. He had a small wooden bowl of popcorn, which he was notably enjoying through loud crunches.
"Oh, don't mind me." He said.
*CRUNCH*
"It's been over an hour, but I'll wait for you guys to finish."
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Edited by - Control Freak
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