An Unknown Source

Strange, it's not digitally signed or anything, but it came through nonetheless. Not to mention we're literally at the ass-end of the universe as far as the rest of humanity is concerned. This, for all intents and purposes, shouldn't be possible outside of a glitch. Ever curious, I go against my better judgement and elect to open it.

"Jeremy,

You do not know us, but we know you well. We represent a rival company to Syntech. The system you find yourself in is known and monitored by our agents, as well as your ship. Cooperate and be rescued, disobey and we will guarantee you will not be found.

Proof that we are truthful:

• Your ship, The Arden is heading towards Agayis at thruster speed and is out of jump fuel.
• Your mother, Vivian Goodman is currently running diagnostics in the bridge.
• Your sister, Leigh Goodman is masturbating in the hot-tub on the recreation deck.
• Your aunt, Danielle Johnson is sitting in her room, opening a bottle of Merlot.
• You are naked, currently reading this message.

We do not intend harm upon you or your family, we simply require information. We will message you every morning with instructions. Your ship is incapable of replying to this mailbox, but your actions will be monitored closely. Your first set of instructions are as follows, and will be maintained until told otherwise:

1. Do not inform anyone of these messages, their contents, or your knowledge of them.
2. Continue on course, and assist your shipmates in your duties as usual.
3. Check your messages before 0800 each morning.
4. Delete this message upon confirmation."

What the actual fuck?! Did these fucks sabotage our ship? How the hell do they know where everyone is? This should really be impossible unless we've been utterly sabotaged, and that would still mean these assholes are at least in this system with us somewhere.