Alternate Universe (Real World)

Author’s note: This seems pretty self-explanatory. This is where Kyle goes into our world to fuck a couple hot celebrities.

“Huh,” Kyle says aloud. There seems to be a universe out there without any superheroes. And not just that, there’s no super villains either. No one has any kind of power there. I mean, some people must be in tune to the multiverse, because the write stories about us and other characters they think are ‘fictional.” But other than that, no nothing. No magic. No metahumans. Not even geniuses with incredible pieces of technology. If I went there, I would be the most powerful person on that planet. No, that universe. Maybe I should head there.”

He now finds me himself in a strange new world. He uses his “Ion” powers to get information on his new surroundings. “Let me start off with the obvious, I probably should not be walking around in my Green Lantern uniform here. People are going to look at me weird.” He goes behind a dumpster to remove his ring. “Secondly, as expected, without women like Wonder Woman or Supergirl flying around in tights, the most sought after women are celebrities. So, what kind of celebrity am I in the mood for?”