Begin!

You are sitting in front of your T.V. precariously placed in the center of your room. You had just finished a round of Mario and Wario on your SNES before turning it off for the day. Looking around, you see your room is a small place comprised of the aforementioned T.V. and game system, a desk, and a PC sitting on the leftmost edge of the desk.

"Red, Red! Come down Red; I need to tell you something!" Your mother cries from down the stairs.