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My favourite thing about blackmailing sluts is you don’t have to worry so much about easing them into it.

When your married with a prenup and infidelity means you have to move back to your fathers basement and get a shit job at a coffee house because you have no actual qualifications....well

You will pretty much do whatever the man, holding the picture of your face glazed like a doughnut well wearing the unique neclace your husband gave you two weeks ago, tells you too.

The other 9 guys behind him. Guess you have to do what they say too.

This is a paraphrasing of the conversation Tiffany had with the smiling group of men who arrived at her door 10 minutes after her husband left for a 3 week business trip to italy.

What you thought cause you were my sister in law i never looked at you that way?