All your city belongs to Yiga

Link attempted to fight Sooga only for him to sweep at his legs as he pulled out wind-cleavers about to chop Link into pieces..

He rolled out of the way as he pulled out the Master Sword as people watched the ensuing fight take place..

Link held back his wind cleavers with his Master Sword as he kicked his ball sack and punched his mask in…

“Dammit Sooga, What am I paying you for…. KICK THAT SKAWNY HALF ELF’S ASS!!!” Kooga shouted to him as he nodded to him..

Sooga attacked him with one sword as he cut Link with the other one as he threw his other sword and just went full ape on his ass as he beat the everlasting shit outta him…

Link was dragged away by Sooga as Kooga clapped for him..

“Well Done Sooga!!”

“Master Kooga, what shall we do with the royalty?”

“Take the princess, I care not for those other blithering boobs!!”

“Huh….. Ahhhh?!!!”

“Zelda!!” Shouted Impa as the two scientists watched in horror..

“Now as you three, FUCK OFF AND NEVER RETURN!!!!” He shouted as the Yiga pulled out their sickles ready to slice them as Impa and the others just left…

“Why’d we leave?” Asked Symin

“Because…. We need a better plan of action right now!” She said as they walked off to the nearby oasis..

They didn’t notice a robed figure was watching them the whole time however..

“Bwahahahah, this is prefect with the princess in my grasp and that stupid sword, I’ll have no problems bringing about the calamity!!!” He shouted holding the Thunder Helm

So what now?

1.) Link does crossing dressing in Guredo clothing for the Yiga

2.) Zelda ends up being tortured by some little evil purple guardian..

3.) Link cross dresses into a female Yiga outfit..