Alison Brie

The more famous you are, the less favors drinking will do you, and this is a lesson that Miss Brie hopefully knows quite well, now that she's aboard a Starliner ship- this ship- prepared to go to sea and deal with an awful lot of men... or in your case, Ma'am, women.

Alison's midnight romp is available on our ship's intranet for the duration of our trip, but if you want to truly experience it, might we suggest you check it out in high definition in one of our daily showings in Ship's Cinema One? You can really see the moonlight on her ass there, and it's the little details that truly make the experience.

... Why, if you're feeling particularly devious, you could ensure that Alison is present when you do see it, couldn't you?

Having chosen your - and mighty wisely, if we do say so ourselves- all you need do now is figure out a place to meet her. That is, like many things aboard our ship, entirely up to you.