Agree.

You pull up your shirt and let Wendy examine your belly button. "You don't have enough of an outie for a true navel piercing, so I'll have to do it through the upper rim. That's pretty common, Parker, and nothing to worry about."

She goes through the same routine of ice and **** swabs and all with her piercing equipment. This one does hurt and you wince and clutch onto the side of the table while she's doing it. When she's done, you have a little ring with a few dangling bits of jewelry on it.

"All right, Parker. That looks great," she says and starts packing away her things.