Agree to help the coffee shop girl

“Ok, how hard can it be?” You say with a shrug. Truth be told, you are trying to convince yourself more than anyone else.

“Thanks, I´m Mina. Here, I´ll be right back. Just hold the sign in the air and spin it every couple of minutes, ok?”

Before you can have second thoughts, Mina pushes the sign onto your hands and practically runs away. You hope this isn´t some elaborate scam. Well, you are nothing if not a woman of your word, so you hold the sign over your head. After a minute or so your arm gets tired. {if Ropa < 3}A car passes and honks, the breeze plays with your breasts. Nope, this was a bad idea after all.{elseif Ropa = 3} A car passes and honks, the breeze plays with your sex. Nope, this was a bad idea after all.{endif}

You lower the sign, holding it in front of your {if Ropa < 3}chest{elseif Ropa > 2}crotch{endif}. You can tell that it´s not enough, why do you feel so naked? {if Ropa < 4} Why are you so naked?{endif} You should feel a tad less **** with the sign covering your body, but it has the opposite effect. It´s like it´s advertising your lack of clothes.

Gritting your teeth, you do your job. {if Ropa < 5}Every minute or so you spin the sign and hold your breath as you reveal your lovely intimates if only for a couple of seconds.{endif} More cars pass and honk, you shrink yourself behind the piece of cardboard more and more. Your somewhat confident posture is gone, your shoulders are slumped, your legs are pointing inwards, and your feet are rubbing each other.

{if Ropa < 5}Being naked on the sidewalk sucks, why did you accept this? {endif}

“So, what´s that about promotion?” A fashionable girl takes you by surprise, you almost jump. “Is it all sizes of lattes? Or just the one?”

“Ah, I-I don´t k-know?”

“But you work here.”

“I´m c-covering for someone. Can´t you go inside and ask?” you reply as softly as you can.

“Some coffee girl you are.” The girl scoffs as she walks inside the establishment. How rude! You can see Mina coming your way with a soda in her hand and a smile on her face. Maybe your plight is at an end. Wait, never mind. She sat on a bench to drink said beverage. That little-

“Excuse me miss, Is there some sort of promotion going on in the store? I´m afraid my eyes aren´t what they used to be?” A diminutive octogenarian tugs at your arm. She adjusts the round glasses that cover half her wrinkly face.

You squeal and hug the sign vertically, hiding your crotch and a bit of your nipples. It´s not much of an upgrade, but you do feel a bit more secure by hugging the thing. Does she not notice that something is wrong? Or is she screwing with you? “Y-yes. Lattes two for one.”

“Oh, thank you, young lass. And how much does a latte cost?”

“I… don´t know?” You look back at Mina. Wow, you have never seen someone enjoy a cola so much.

“Don’t you work at the store? How come you don´t know the price of a latte?”

“Hmm… It´s my first day?” you say with a coy shrug. Why the hell is Mina taking so long?

“Is that why you are not wearing a uniform? Are you being hazed?”

She knew! That old codger. “Hehehe, g-guilty as charged.”

“Ha, nothing ever changes. Back in my day, we initiated the newbie at the chicken dinner by coating her in honey and feathers before making her run to the main plaza. Ah, those were the days, people have lost their sense of humor nowadays. Thanks, lass.”

“You are w-welcome?”

“Whoa, that was refreshing. Thanks, girl!” Mina returns with a smile and a perk on her step. She takes the sign. “Here´s your payment.” She hands you a napkin with the letters IOU and her signature.

“What the hell is this?”

“An IOU, it stands for I Owe You. Which means…”

“I know what an IOU is! Where is the actual money?” You angrily wave the paper on her face.

“If I had money, I would not be spinning this stupid sign!”

“Can I even use this anywhere?”

“Sure, all my friends will take it. There is Susie, Fred, Yumi, the twins…”

That cheapskate! You have half a mind to tear up the napkin to make a point, but you also don´t want to let all your work go to waste. It´s enough to make you want some payback, but maybe it's better to leave her well enough? If you want to get ****, you have an idea of what to do, but it will need something sticky to work.