Agree to be a guest commentator

Being a commentator isn’t something I have necessarily aspired to, but spending more time next to Lu is definitely a plus, so I readily agree. Stagehands get me set up with a microphone as Alex gives Lu and me last minute instructions.

“Basically you just watch the activities from these monitors,” says Alex. “If there is something you wish to talk about, go ahead; otherwise, I will throw some questions to you from time to time. It might seem strange talking about stuff that the viewers are just as capable of seeing as yourself, but just think of it as a football game, where the announcer simply elaborates on what is on the screen. Lu, anything you can add from the perspective of an actress would be great. Jeremy, if you could throw in some color about what happens behind the scenes and what a studio exec is looking for in a star, that would be perfect, too. We’ll have a camera on us, so the viewers can see a face to go with our voices, but the main action will be there on the set.”

Alex motions toward the screen, and I see everyone lining up and getting their instructions. Once those are complete, I take my seat in the commentator’s booth on a stool. Lu sits next to me, and Alex sits on her other side. I see a light come on over the camera, and Alex begins to speak.

“Welcome back to Casting House. I’m your host, Alex Sommers, and today we have two special guest commentators. One of our newest rising stars, Lu Wongwanker, joins us, along with a very special guest, Jeremy Karley, one of the owners of Cum On Productions and executive producer of Casting House. Well, as you can see, our contestants are getting set up for their second contest. We have already pared the number down by one. We all watched breathlessly as Jessie was voted out earlier. Lu, were you surprised by that?”

“No, Alex, I really wasn’t. I don’t hold it against her that her partner wasn’t able to get hard; that’s a common problem we all face. Where Jessie really blew it — if you’ll pardon the pun — was with her attitude. A good porn star will still make her partner — and the viewer — believe that even if he has a softie, it’s still the sexiest thing she’s ever experienced. That attitude along will often produce the desired hardon, but even if it doesn’t, the right look, smile, and words of encouragement could have saved her.”

“I think you are right,” said Alex. “But it’s hard to imagine you ever having to deal with a ‘softie,’ especially after seeing your performance in your upcoming release Babes in Toyland. Why don’t you tell us about that?”

I watch the monitor as the contestants receive their final instructions, and I also listen as Lu describes the plot behind her soon-to-be-released feature. Essentially, it takes place in a computerized sex doll factory, and because of a glitch in the programming, the artificial intelligence in the sex dolls becomes sentient. Lu navigates her way through the factory, encountering dozens of sex robots who are trying to figure out what it means to be alive. Ok, I admit the plot sucks, but as I’ve said before, that’s not the reason people buy our stuff.

As Lu finishes her summary, it is time to start. Alex takes over the commentary.

“And here we go with the second contest; it’s man versus woman this time — sort of a ‘I bet I can make you cum’ versus ‘I’ll bet you can’t.’ And the first of the ladies for each team seems to be taking that seriously. Look at the way Janice and Becky are jumping their male counterparts. Jeremy, as a producer and studio executive, give us your take on this.”

I clear my throat and try my best to sound knowledgeable. “Well, Alex, the first thing I notice is that Darrin, who had such difficulty in the last round, is certainly rising to the challenge he now. He’s having no difficulty getting and keeping an erection with Becky doing a reverse cowgirl position. Let’s just hope, for his sake, that he doesn’t peak too soon, or that would almost certainly spell the end of his participation in Casting House.”

“You’re right, Jeremy, and it looks like he won’t be the first, because we already have a point for Team 2. Janice just got Pete off, and I think it was a surprise to Pete, wouldn’t you say, Lu?”

“I think you’re right, Alex. If you noticed, Janice made a good use of her full body there. When she got to Pete, she started between his legs, giving him a quick lick of the balls and cock before sliding up and riding him. What she did that was so masterful was leaning down and breaking Pete’s concentration with a kiss, eye contact, and some dirty talk. While Pete was focused on that, it was hard for him to keep himself from getting too close to ejaculating, so when Janice surprised him by quickly reaching back and circling his ass with her finger, he didn’t have a chance!”

I watch as the next group of four go at it, with the men trying to hold back and the women trying their best to get the guys off. Alex asks Lu, “Are there other techniques we should be watching for? Other tricks like Janice used on Pete?”

Lu thinks for a moment, and then, after giving me a mischievous look, says, “Well, one thing I have been known to do — and, Jeremy, I’m sure you won’t mind helping me demonstrate — is to find the guy’s non-obvious erogenous zones.”

Without waiting for a response from me, Lu gets up and stands directly in front of me. I see the camera reposition and zoom in on us.

“For example, I know if I do this, it will turn Jeremy on,” says Lu, as she leans in and begins to massage my cock through my pants as she runs her chest against mine and thrusts her tongue into my mouth. She does this for several wonderful seconds, and sure enough, I am rock hard.

“Now the trick is finding the non-obvious parts of Jeremy’s body that might put him over the edge.” She studies me like a shark looking over a juicy mackerel. “I think maybe here....” Without warning, Lu leans forward and begins to suck on my earlobe. I gasp in response, and she redoubles her stroking of my erect cock. I feel her hot breath in my ear and then feel her tongue begin to explore the outer rim and inside. My heart starts pounding, and if she keeps that up much longer, I’m going to need a change of pants. Before it gets to that, however, she stops, smiles at me, pats my crotch, and returns to her seat.

“Wow, that was quite a demonstration,” says Alex. “Jeremy, is there anything you’d like to add to that?”

Definitely! I’d love to add my throbbing cock into Lu’s hot (and I happen to know, from watching the advances on Babes in Toyland, shaved) pussy. Rather than say that on camera, however, I self-consciously adjust my package and say, “I think Lu said it well; she’s definitely an expert in that area.”

Lu and I exchange looks that make me want to hurry to the end of this contest.

Alex says, “And there goes another one! Looks like a commanding lead for Team 2. If they keep this up, Team 1 is going to be seriously outnumbered and will really have to rely on extra judge points. Jeremy, one of our judges, Kyle, is a lifelong friend of yours. What do you think he is looking for in awarding special judge points?”

I try to get my mind back in the game. “Well, Kyle is your basic red-blooded American guy. He appreciates beauty, and he appreciates a gal who will put out. If any of the ladies give him their full attention, it will not be wasted time.”

“And growing up with him, you would certainly know,” says Alex. “Tell me, since the two of you are such good friends, did you ever end up going out with the same girl where you ended up comparing notes about her? I’m wondering if that was the prelude to Kyle’s judging career.”

“Oh, that’s a very good question,” says Lu. “Suppose I went out with both of you, what things would the two of you talk about afterwards to evaluate me?”

I feel my face turning red. I hadn’t expected the commentary to drift into my personal life, let alone Kyle’s.