Aftermath

You slowly and hesitantly pull yourself to your feet, your whole body in pain from the nut shots you just endured. You carefully roll your precious orbs in your hand to make sure they’re okay. Other than a little swelling, they appear to be just fine.

You and your balls survive the night and you learned a valuable lesson about listening to your girlfriend’s suggestions.

As in: perhaps turning down sex with your girlfriend while her hands are all over your junk is a bad idea...