Addendum: Flyer for a Charity Event

Twinkorp and Lusty Lucy's Fabulous Floozies™ present: Derrick Carter's Rehabilitation Gala, in association with Madame Stanfield’s Academy!

A fantastic evening of fun, frolics and fucking… all in aid of supporting a cause that is close to all our hearts.

About the Charity:

Mr Carter's Dropout Rehabilitation program started several years ago, with just one, small facility in the darker fringes of our fair city. Now, however, there are over 30 specialist Homes catering to the specific needs of those most **** in our society. The charity helps those who have lost all hope and purpose in life. Those who have been failed by the systems in place and strayed from the Grand Algorithm’s guidance. Any and all gracious support and donations at this event, along with the entire ticket price, will go straight towards this important cause, perhaps even allowing the expansion into further centres to predict and prevent such individuals 'dropping out' in the first place.

Our Generous Hosts:

Entertainment for the evening will be provided by both our corporate sponsors, but also by the freshest class of Madame Stanfield’s illustrious Academy. It need not be stated how salivatiously the world awaits any chance to peruse her newest pupils. Though it must be stated that the waiting list for graduates of her fine school has broken its own record once again... so try not to fall in love too quickly! Should you spy a future bride among their number, you may well have to re-mortgage more than a few other properties for even the down-payment! The Madame herself will, of course, be in attendance… if your heart and loins truly cannot be dissuaded.

Programme of the Evening:

5pm:
Doors open. Oral greetings will be provided by all available human property, including the performers who may not be available later.

6pm:
Dinner. To be provided and served on and by Lusty Lucy’s Floozies themselves. Where else can you eat a meal right off the body of the chef that cooked it?

7pm:
Dessert. With accompanying seat warming duties performed by Madame Stanfield’s students. Please be courteous in sharing the sluts available, and passing them around as and when you’ve finished with each one.

7:30pm:
A display of acrobatics by Twinkorp’s Magnificent Flying Twink Corps™. Watch out for mid-air ejaculations and sprightly, little bottoms landing gracefully into your laps. This is the first return of the award-winning show since their tour of the Russian Federations.

8:30pm:
The Fabulous Floozies return, hopefully having been washed and rinsed from their time as serving platters… to give a display of knives-manship and flaming courage. Expect sharp objects thrown toward naked bodies and the occasional smell of singed pubic hair.

9:30pm:
Dinner will be adjourned and the tables removed as we move on to the charity auction. Item’s to be sold include private nights with any or all of the human property on display over the evening, or even, on more permanent terms… The chance to take home one or two of the Floozies or Flying Twinks whose contracts have come to an end. A percentage of proceeds from each sale will, of course, go towards the charity.

11pm till Late:
After the auction has concluded, the dining room will open up once more. Wine will continue to flow and lover’s couches and various other soft furnishings will be provided. A live band will play on into the early morning and all human property will be freely available for use, unless specified by any new owners they may now have.

11am the following morning:
This will be the final closure of the venue for cleaning purposes, should any of our guests have elected to stay the night. Black coffee shall of course be available, along with taxi services for those struggling to organise their own transport.
Any human property still being utilised will definitely need to be returned at this point. Madame Stanfield also personally requests that a gentle reminder be given that her pupils remain in education… and as such will still be punished for any lessons they miss due to being held up at such events.

We do hope you have a wonderful evening and cannot stress enough how much your support means to the charity in question and those they work to help. Many thanks to all those involved and all our generous sponsors!

Signed: Derrick Carter and all those at the Dropout Rehabilitation Program