Adam kicks butt

Adam sat watching his mother **** herself for the disgusting creature as its henchmen "guarded" him. The little slug pointing the blaster at his bruised and abused ribs seemed to be getting a thrill from the show Linda was putting on.

"This can't be happening," Adam thought angrily. Sure, he wanted to see his mother strutting her stuff, but not in front of this slimy alien freak.

Slowly, Adam's hand inched its way closer to the blaster jammed in his ribs. Waiting for the perfect moment, Adam grabbed the blaster and swung it into the creepy little alien's head. Before either alien guard could react, Adam had fired two shots. One shot into the little slug closest to him and one into the big fellow standing on the other side. The little shrimp of an alien went down for good. The big fella ended up being stunned.

"Ok, you sorry excuse for an alien. You have a simple choice you either open that door or I start shooting off body parts!"