Adam answers

How did you join this league?

"Well, like you know, m'love, I spent about 9 years serving the merry ol' land of Aus. Some of the stuff I went through in Liberia and South America, I wouldn't exactly call nightmarish, but it shook me up pretty good. Gettin' outta the military, it's not like you can just switch off what you've learned.

Once I got through the physical therapy at the hospital, I began gettin' back into fighting by participating in local martial arts tournaments. During a tournament in Melbourne, there was a scout for the Mixed Wrestling League, and he offered me a part-time job. I took him up on the offer."

Any girl you're particularly hoping to use that big weapon of yours on; I ain't talking about the gun?

"Well, outside of the arena, I prefer to remain celibate. I read somewhere that back in gladiatorial days, they'd completely be cut off from sex, so that they'd be good and mean for the fight. I like to go for that. Sure, I save my energy for the ring, but occasionally, afterwards in the showers, I've been joined by some gals. After I won me first match with the Mixed Wrestling League, I went out and celebrated. Well, 'went out' isn't really accurate; the lady I was seein' at the time, Tatiana an' I, spent about three days in bed. When we weren't eating or sleeping, we were fucking like rabbits.

If I had to choose anybody, I'd have to go with Rochell Divine; not just because of her obvious ASSets (wink), but 'cause she reminds me of my ex-wife so much. That Army gal, Cammy, also looks like she'd be good for a tumble or two."

How are you at sex fighting, where did you learn it? I mean, the army tends to be guys huddled together; I hope you didn't get your practice there, sugar.

"(Adam glances around a bit) Crikey, did we just go back in time 35 years? There's ladies in the military as well. Plus, I ain't just some random no-name grunt; I was in the Special Air Service Regiment back home. My instructor, who I married later on, she was an excellent trainer, having also worked with the American Marine Corps and Delta ****.

Anyway, as for my sexual talents, I had a good instructor. There was this neighbor of ours when I was younger; my mom's best friend, who took my virginity when I was 18. She taught me all about how to pleasure a woman."

What you feel about women in the military?

"Hey, I might look like a refugee from an '80s action flick, but I ain't a sexist pig. On the battlefield, things like genders and names don't really exist. I figure, if they're willing to make an effort, and show promise as a soldier, then I'd gladly work with 'em."

Special ops...when are y'all gonna catch the Bin Laden fella?

"I ain't in special ops no more, love. So I can't answer that. I'm a freelancer now. Think of the difference between that Nick Fury fella, and Solid Snake. I'm more like Snake; sure, I'll take part in mercenary activity from time ta time, but it's not a full-time career for me. On the rare occasions I have off, I prefer to practice my CQC techniques with me valets, Little Boy and Chance. You've met 'em, right?"