Accused of doing something odd

Vanessa squealed as she was dragged out of the corridor. The woman dragged the naked woman up a narrow set of stairs. They finally entered a living room, which was decorated with all brown colours. The whole room was horrific to Vanessa, as there were drawings of turds in a smooth pattern all over the wallpaper. Everything in the room was a shade of brown, from the sofas to the books on the bookshelf.

There was also stuff everywhere, so much so that it was impossible to see the floor. The woman finally stopped in the middle of the room and pointed to a pile of clothes. A fresh, stinky turd was piled all over the top of the clothes. "There it is. Explain yourself!" The woman ordered.

Vanessa wasn't sure how to respond. She was furious about the whole situation, thinking about how she was going to get her stuff back. She looked down at the messy clothes, confused about what to think. She had no idea what was going on, nor did she really care. "Umm...someone took a dump on your clothes...?" Vanessa answered half heartedly. "I know! And it certainly wasn't you was it!" The woman yelled.

Vanessa had gotten more confused, surely not being the culprit was a good thing right? She thought. "Well no, I just got here! Plus why would I do something like that!?" Vanessa was embarrassed that this woman had even accused her of such a horrible humiliating act. "That is exactly why I am so upset with you! You're supposed to poop on my clothes every day, and you haven't!" The woman lectured.

Vanessa raised her left eyebrow. "Wait you're mad because I'm NOT pooping on your stuff!?" She laughed, bursting into an uproar of laughter. The woman grew angrier. "THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!" She screamed. "Oh come on you've gotta admit its pretty fuckin hilarious, I mean, pooping everywhere!? What kinda sick prank is this??" Vanessa chuckled, she now thought this was a very intrusive prank by her lawyers.

The woman's eyebrows and slammed so far down her face with anger they looked ready to burst. "HOW DARE YOU!! You come to my house, you insult my ways, and now you think this is a joke!? I'm not having this!" The woman yelled. She squeezed Vanessa's ear even tighter and dragged her across the room. Vanessa's laughs soon became screams of pain, as she was dragged away by her ear.