Accelarates

For the next hour or so we just kind of relaxed and watched episodes of Tales from the Crypt. I noticed Jeanne getting more comfortable when she started sitting cross-legged again. I gave her a wink and she grinned at me. Mom eventually asked us, “are you ladies bored yet?” Me and Jeanne both nodded. The sound of snores clued us into the fact that the boys were asleep. Guess the excitement knocked em out. Couldn't handle two hot naked ladies. “Well, your party is in two hours, we need to go get a few things.” mom said.

"What things?" I asked suspiciously.

"Just a few odds and ends, come ladies, lets get out of here!" Her friendly demeanor was obviously obscuring the horns that held her halo up.

“Would you ladies like to change?” she asked. I nodded my head yes, but looked at Jeanne shaking her head no. My jaw dropped.

Before I could even register what was happening Mom and Jeanne were already heading for the door. I took small quick steps in my heels to catch up but they were already on the front porch. I whispered trying not to wake the boys, “Mom, we can't go out naked!”

“Jeanne is wearing less than you are, and she wants too, so it seems like, yes we can go out naked. Now come on chicken.” I grumbled while I grabbed my bag from the coffee table and took my first steps onto the frigid air of the porch. Leanne and mom were already at her car! I stopped when I noticed them wave to someone across the street. Jeanne was as happy as ever, waving enthusiastically. I looked to see who had her attention.

Mr. Rosenthal was across the street watering his car. He was 60, and his wife had passed away about 2 years ago. I felt bad for the guy, but I gave him a nervous grin and a half wave before looking at my feet and walking to the car. “I see they take after you Catherine!” he called to my mother. “They sure do Benny! Make sure you watch out for the return trip! She shouted out the window. I gave one more passing wave before hopping into the car. I had never realized how freaking huge the windows were in her car. It was suddenly all windows it seemed.

Jeanne sat just fine in her seat. She was small and her breasts wouldn't be visible unless a big truck was behind her, but I was 5' 8” without heels. My breasts were just ridding pretty at eye level. “Mom, the whole damn town is going to see my tits!”

“That's the point dear”, she chuckled. Jeanne laughed too. How did sweet little Leanne get corrupted by her so quickly!? As I pondered to myself, Mom began backing up and said, “First stop, a bride needs a bouquet!” It seemed every damn block had a red light for 2 miles. The first few I got lucky, and no one stop next to me. The third not so much. A red hatchback with two young men pulled beside me. It took a few seconds, but when the passenger saw me his eyes exploded, and he quickly got his friends attention. I was actually laughing until mom started rolling my window down. I was starting to get used to the predicament, so I asked them, “Have you guys seen a wedding dress around here? I seem to have lost mine.”

They wore shit eating grins, laughed, and said, “We think we saw it at the next light.” “Oh My God”, shouted Jeanne. “Is that Barry and Jim?!” They couldn't see her well until she popped up and waved at them. “Hey, Jeanne! We love your outfit!” “Thanks she hollered. The light turned and they matched pace. “Friends of yours?” I asked.

“Oh, They are in chess club with me, they are totally nice guys actually. They are just acting macho because you are probably the first boobs they have ever seen.” She replied. “Yours are the second”, I laughed. When we got stopped at another light mom said, “Ok Marie, go look for your dress”, and grinned. I thought, what's the harm in flashing some nerds? And opened the door. They're mouths dropped when my long legs slipped out of the car and they saw that I wasn't just topless. I walked between our two cars looking befuddled for a minute, giving them different view angles while I searched for my non-existent dress. “I can't find it anywhere!” I said with my most blonde imitation possible. “I'll help!” Jeanne shouted as she unbuckled her belt and ran out to help me look for my dress.

There we were, two naked girls in the street,with two of her friends paralyzed with adoration. A few other cars started to pile behind us. I was nervous under the arriving headlights, but Jeanne was eating it up. I heard a few honks, and almost peed when I saw a camera flash behind me. I squealed and jumped to see where it came from only to see it flash again, this time at my front. “Shit!” I shouted. Now someone had pictures of me naked. “Thanks!” the photographer shouted.

“Dude, if there are going to be pictures of me naked, at least let me make them good!” I shouted. I struck a pose I see a lot of models do. Legs shoulder width, hands behind my head, and my hip cocked to the side. I suspect I saw more flash bulbs this time. I was mad and relieved at the same time. For the second pose I turned around , spread my legs slightly farther, arched my back while slightly bending forward with my hands again behind my head. I hadn't remembered where I had seen the pose, but it dawned on me that my pussy was almost certainly visible. I was so caught up in my vanity, I didn't notice the light change.

Mom shouted out of her window, “The flower shop is 2 blocks on your right!” and drove off! The doors closed when she accelerated and me and Jeanne were suddenly in the middle of the road downtown on Friday night completely naked. I looked at Jeanne and she still had her glow, but I was freaked. When the cars finally stopped crawling by to scope us out Jeanne grabbed my hand and pulled me to the side walk. “Jeanne, mom said the right side!” I shouted. Jeanne laughed and said, “I heard her, but the left side is busier!” I had truly created a monster.

By this point I was pretty resolved of the fact that I was naked in public. A lot of people had seen me, and it seemed to only be the beginning. Jeanne grabbed my hand and, even though she could have run two blocks in minutes, she matched my pace is my heels. We had walked past a few store fronts, but they had been closed. We saw a bar up ahead with outdoor seating, meaning many patrons had already realized two naked women were walking towards them. I could see them getting phones ready for pictures, and I decided to stick by my vain rule. “Guys!”, I shouted, “No candids please! If there are going to be naked pictures of me, let me pose so they look good!” Jeanne just laughed, and skipped ahead to the front of the bar and waited for me, while she laughed and ate up her adoring crowd. When I caught up I posed for a few shots, got a lot of thanks,and then the questions started. I would have preferred to keep walking, but Jeanne did not look like she was ready to move.

“Are you really going to a party dressed like that?” She asked me.

“I hadn't thought about it since you all got here. I imagine I'm more comfortable in my own skin now, but 20 strangers is different than a childhood friend and my brothers girlfriend. Especially if I just show up starkers. The original plan was just to lose at strip poker or something.”

“Oh, I see..” said Jeanne. “If you do, can I go with you?”