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Chris saw a Halloween pop-up store, but it wasn't a Spirit store, but a small store in an old abandoned brick building downtown. He went inside and was met by a woman in some sort of sexy witch, vampire, or renaissance character.

"May I help you?" she asked in a thick eastern European accent.

"I just saw the place and decided to check it out."

The woman took Chris's hand and stroked his palm with the nail of her forefinger. "I can tell you have problems...three of them: a bitch of a stepmom and two annoying as hell stepsisters. How'd you like to screw with them?"

Chris could not believe this woman knew this, but he trusted her for some reason. "Hell yeah," he said.

"Stay here."

While he waited, he thought of his step-mom Carol.

And his annoying step-sisters Candice and Cathy.

A while later, the woman came back with three garment bags. "Each has a costume that will transform the wearer to become a living, breathing, walking, talking epitome of the costumes. I have a feeling those three women will love finding these costumes hanging in their rooms. Each is guaranteed to fit perfectly no matter which you choose to give to whom."

"How much?" asked Chris.

"On the house, but you can come back the day after All Hallow's Eve and...thank me properly."

Chris thanked the lady and left. At home, Carol, Cathy, and Candice had not returned from a shopping trip. He checked the three costumes. They were:

A) French maid, hooker, harem girl

B) Puppy dog, baby, jail bait school girl

C) Playboy bunny, sexy prisoner, bondage gimp

D) Some combination of the above