A woman taking a survey

Micahel opened the door and saw a well dressed, attractive woman.

"Yes, I'm Marie, and I'm taking a survey from neighborhood residents about what they think about recent business development here."

"Marie, believe me when I tell you you're lying."

Marie looked shocked then embarrassed.

"Believe me when I tell you you are taking a poll to what your new sexual fetish should be, and you'll abide by the outcome."

"Um...yes, you're right."

"Beleve me when I say I know the poll options. They are A) Bukkake B) Exhibtionist C) bisexual bondage bitch or D) Ponygirl"

"Yes," said Marie. "Which do you think I should do?"

"A."

Marie opened her folder and made a checkmark.

"Be sure to ask at least 100 people," said Michael.

"OK."