A twist of fate

When we leave the apartment Sophie and I are walking down the street laughing about what just happened. In fact we are so caught up in our conversation, I forget to restart time and it isn't until we reach the bike that I notice nobody else is moving that I chuckle and hit the button.

"Do you think she will recover from this?" I ask as I hand Sophie her helmet.

"I don't know. It is not very often that she gets with a guy and then be exposed like that in front of a complete stranger? She may just fall apart!" Sophie replies taking the helmet from me and pulling it on her head.

Tightening the strap I climb on first and then she climbs on and wraps her arms around me. Giving the stick a solid kick the motorcycle fires up and after the familiar clunk of the gearbox going into first, I pull out onto the street and drive us back to her place. When we get back we settle down on the couch, have some food and watch some movies together. After a while we decide to open up the laptop and check out how things are going at Victoria's. Logging on to the webcams hidden in her bedroom, we see through the feed that there is nothing really special going on. She is sitting on her computer typing away furiously and yelling at it.

"I wonder what's got her off pissed off." Sophie remarks then moves the mouse pointer over to Internet Explorer and double clicks. Logging into Victoria's Tinder account, we watch the drama unfold from her perspective.

"Looks like Logan broke his word." I remark as Sophie scrolls through the public chat and see that it is dominated with comments by him about how fake Vicki is.

"He's a guy who was lied to, what do you expect? He wants to save others from falling for her bullshit." Sophie says with a chuckle.

LoganLongCock: Hey guys, just a heads up. BigTittyVicki is all fake!

BigTittyVicki: Fuck you!

LoganLongCock: Fake tits, fake ass and a nasty bush! Got her pants off and she has a dick too!

BigTittyVicki: Bastard!!! You're the fucking liar!

Then the chatroom explode with calls for proof. From girls and guys alike everyone wants to see if it is true. In true Victoria fashion, She starts posting her photo-shopped pictures.

GoodFuckPhil: Seen these before! How do we know these aren't fake?

LoganLongCock: Because they are!

As this is going on Victoria is getting more and more upset and frustrated. Pushing back her chair, it topples behind her as she stands up and slams her computer desk with her fists. "Assholes!!!" She cries, her big breasts wobbling as she slams her desk again. Looking down at her over blown t-shirt She suddenly smirks and gets an idea. Stripping off her t-shirt and bra she runs over to her vanity and opens her makeup box. Sticking on her fake long nipples, she then uses a variation of foundations and powders to blend her silicone tits to her skin color. Putting her t-shirt back on she runs back to her laptop and scans through the comments. They are all pretty much laughing. Allowing herself a small smirk, she replies.

BigTittyVicki: Still laughing along with the Minuteman, huh?

LoganLongCock: Minute Man? There are plenty of ladies on here that would say quite the opposite. You're just sour that I discovered you stuff your bra. By the way, get a razor and some ass implants too!

BigTittyVicki: That's why you came all over my beautiful big tits, right? In less than 2 minutes...

It took a moment for Logan to reply and just as his screen name popped up indicating that he was typing his response, a screen popped up on the chat room board. It was Vicki sitting there in just her t-shirt.

BigTittyVicki: Do these look fake to you?

She then slowly lifts her top to reveal a seemingly flat stomach and two big and beautiful natural looking breasts! Seeing for ourselves the explosion of jubilations on the chat room board, Sophie and I look at each other impressed.

"I wonder why she doesn't do this in real life?" I asked somewhat amazed at how great she looks.

"Because the lines of her breast forms where they stick to her chest could still show. If you see how she's holding her shirt up, she's keeping the tops of her breasts concealed.

BigTittyVicki: I told you I don't stuff... Now it's time I get to finish what you couldn't Logan.

Lifting her feet, Victoria opens her legs, reaches down into her shorts and starts rubbing herself on webcam.

GoodFuckPhil: Wow!

After a few swipes, Victoria smirks and lowers her feet only long enough to type this,

BigTittyVicki: To bad Logan wasn't man enough stuff this...

And when she lifts her feet, goes spread eagle and shoves her hand in her shorts to resume masturbating for her legion of new found fans do Sophie and I sign off.

"She's a slut and doesn't even know it." Sophie says sighing as she leans back in her chair.

"She starves for attention and now that we know everything about her it makes sense." I reply. Seeing Sophie give me a look, I look back at her. "You know, I'm right."

It takes a minute but Sophie nods her head in recognition. "You are right. And also you should be getting home."

Now it is my turn to nod in recognition and as I slap my thighs I give her a look with a grin. "I know I'm 18, but I still live at home And I don't want my parents to think I'm dead."

"Yes," Sophie says and then gives me a kiss.

Leaving her apartment I ride my motorcycle back home. Storing it along the side of the garage underneath a tarp, I then walk into the house where I find my parents sitting at the kitchen table.

"Hi honey!" My mother says to greet me, making sure I stop beside her as she clips coupons at the table to give me a kiss on the cheek.

"Hi, Mom, Hi, Dad." I say to them I walk past.

"Hey sport." My dad greets me never looking up from the sports page of the newspaper.

"You haven't been home very much. Been out with your friends?" My mom asked as she lowers the scissors and looks at me just as I am about to walk out of the kitchen and into the living room.

Funny, my mom knows that I don't have very many friends, but I smile and nod anyway. I really do not want her gushing over the fact that I've been hanging out with a girl. "Yeah, mom, me and Peter and Donnie have been hanging out."

Lowering his paper, my dad looks at me with interest. "Out hunting were ya?" My dad says with that typical guy smile and smirk.

Rolling my eyes. I simply turn and walk away at the sound of rustling paper echoes behind me and my mom returns to clipping coupons shaking her head. I end up spending the rest of my day sitting around watching TV, I take out the trash too, but mostly do nothing. The next day I am doing pretty much nothing as I wait for Sophie to get out of work and see if she wants to hang out when the doorbell suddenly rings. Looking at my watch, not the same one mind you, I see that it is a little past eleven. Twisting around to look behind the couch I see my dad walking up to the door with a smirk on his face.

Pulling it open he is all smiles as he reaches out and grips the hand sticking through the doorway. "Wes, come here son." My dad says still shaking the mysterious hand. Getting up from the couch I walk to the door to see that the mayor himself and his oh, so busty daughter is standing on our door stoop. "Son, I'd like for you to meet Mayor Black." He says with a chest full of pride.

I know my dad is an avid supporter of the mayor, but I had no idea that it would result in the man himself showing up at my house! "Nice to meet you Mister Mayor." I say shaking his hand.

Looking at me with that typical big and broad smile of his, he starts pumping my hand vigorously. "Wesley, it is nice to meet such a fine young man. Your father has spoken highly of you, as well has my daughter. Now that you are of age, do you know how you will be voting this November?" He asks.

Looking from the man in the smartly fitted black suit and his daughter who looks positively hot wearing a red with white polka dot loosely fitted blouse and skin tight denim jeans to my father, I look back at the mayor and grin. "Only the best man for the job." I say smiling broadly as I pump is hand vigorously like my father did before.

Seeing them both smile, The mayor nods in approval then looks at my father. "You raised the fine young man, Dick."

Instantly Victoria's eyes glance at my dad's crotch and smirks a little. Dick is more than just a nickname for Richard I guess because she takes a pitched breath making her enormous boobs sharply rise a little bit. Seeing her eyes drip from my dad to me, she is now looking at my crotch. Exhaling slowly she then looks at my face with a curious, But no doubt attracted, stare.

"Thank you, Vince. What have I done to be graced by your honorable presence?" My dad asks.

"May we come in?" Mayor Black asks holding up his his hand indicating that he should be invited inside.

"Of course!" My dad replies As we both step back and watch as Vincent and Victoria stride through the door with their chins held high and their chests pushed out. Dad cannot help but take an eyeful of Victoria's big boobs and hot body. I Look to, but only because I'm expected to as a hot-blooded young American male.

Following them to the living room, we all take a seat. The moment we all sit Mayor Black wastes no time. "Dick, I came to your house today because you have been the most loyal and consistent donor to my campaign for many years. And in gratuity I would like to offer my daughter's hand to the annual town dance this Friday night."

Looking from the mayor to his daughter, we both see her nod and smile, her ruby red lips spreading. "I never forgot how much you helped me back in chemistry class when we were in high school together, Wes. I would be honored to go with you." Victoria says, her breasts slowly pushing out towards me aiming right for my face.

Nice try Victoria, but when I asked you to the prom you scoffed and laughed in my face. Of course, that was the past. As a mature young adult I can certainly move past such slights, right? Well... not when you're the prima donna of fakery! "And I would be honored to take you." I reply looking right where she expects me to, her massive fake boobs!

"Excellent! There is no finer man in our fair town that I would want escort my daughter to the most important event of the year." The Mayor says with a proud smile.

"Me neither." Victoria says with a glimmer in her eye, quickly glancing down at her tremendous torpedoes.

"Well, congrats Wes!" My dad says slapping me on the back. "You just landed the finest lady in town."

"Yes, he did." Victoria says as arrogant as ever. " We have a lot to catch up on Wesley.

Looking over at my dad. I see him give me a wink and a nod. Looking back to Victoria who is nibbling her bottom lip playfully, I smile and ask, " With your father's permission, would you like to come upstairs to my room with me?"

"Victoria is a grown woman, that is up to her." Mayor Black replies.

Inhaling slowly, Victoria then exhales and smiles at me. Standing up, I stand up with her and she holds her hand. Taking it I lead her away and up the stairs. Once we are in the hallway she tugs on it. "I need to freshen up, can you show me to the bathroom?"

"Sure. When you are done just come to my room, you can't miss it." I say looking back at her and then glancing down at her tits one more time.

Smirking at me now, Victoria strikes a pose, throwing out her hip and placing her hands on her waist. "Just like in high school, you can't stop staring at my tits. Not that I mind..." She says giving me eyes.

Grinding myself, I turn around look at her then look at them again. " Well, what else did you expect? You have the biggest and best looking tits I have ever seen. Of course, I am going to look at them. I am a guy after all..."

Stepping up to me and stopping less than an inch away, "And a man where it counts I hope." She says and in a surprising move, she give my crotch a big squeeze before disappearing into the bathroom.

Shocked to say the least, I stand in the hallway, Dumbfoundead. Reaching into my pocket I rub my finger along the button of the stopwatch to stop time as I ponder whether I should spy on her. As I do I am subtly surprised that I am slightly aroused knowing everything I know. I guess because I am hot blooded American male after all and she STILL IS the hottest girl in town... For now. Pulling my hand from my pocket, I decide to go back to my bedroom and wait for her.

"Hey."

The sound of a soft, feminine voice snaps me out of my comic book and I look up to see Victoria leaning against my door frame, her nipples now long and hard. Up until a few weeks ago I would have loved to have her standing there just like that. Those big boobs, that big and fat juicy pussy along with that small little body curved in such a way to entice me... The stuff of dreams... How legends are made. How I used to picture her naked as I jerked off long into the night, imagining her sucking and fucking my dick till the wee hours of the dawn!

"Impressive." She says slowly sliding off the door frame and sauntering up to the bed. Spinning around she slowly sticks out her big and round healthy ass and sits down on the edge of my bed beside me. "If I had been paying attention in high school, I would most certainly have said yes to you back when you asked me out."

I don't even have to look down because I know my dick is harder than a rock. Why am I getting a boner over plastic and silicone? Why am I getting so turned on by a girl who shits and pisses herself? Looking at her, I feel her hand resting on my thigh. Am I really that much of a sucker? "So, how have you been? I heard your speech a few weeks ago. It was really good. Are you campaigning for your dad now?"

Sighing, Victoria shakes her head and smiles at me. "Here and there, but let's cut to the chase. You don't really care about any of that, you just want to get in my pants and touch my big tits, yeah?"

"Uh..." I say shifting uneasily beside her. "Yeah but..." For some reason I cannot find the words to tell her that I am seeing somebody.

"And I want to feel you, too. I think the last thing either of us need is to be hot and horny in the middle of the dance floor. Besides you're pretty cute..." She says leaning into me and planting her lips on mine, those massive tits squishing into my chest as her hand slides to my crotch and rubs it through my jeans. "Touch me..." Victoria says just before sliding her tongue into my mouth.

Feeling her lips press into mine, her tongue wiggles and waggles about my mouth with little to no aim. It's almost as if she is going through the motions and not really knowing what she is doing. For what her mouth lacks however, her hand more than makes up for it as she expertly grips and jerks off my dick. Getting even more aroused, I go right where any man would go. It also happens to be her favorite too. Grabbing one of her tits, I give it a squeeze and a slight tug that way she knows.

Pulling her lips away, Victoria grins. "Mmmmm... Yes. How did I know you'd touch there first?" She moans stroking me faster. "You love Vicki's giant titties, don't you?"

"Mmmmhmmm..." I hum as I squeeze, tug and push on what I know is a big fake boob. Yet it feels SOOOO amazing... Especially those big and long nipples tickling my palm.

"I'm so wet..." She groans then shoves her wild tongue in my mouth again.

Giving the giant tit a final tug, I then lower my hand and shove it between her legs. The bulge in her pants is indeed wet and as I start rubbing it she starts to moan.

"Uh, uh, uh, uh... like that big wet pussy?" Vicki asks breaking our kiss again as she opens my pants and pulls out my dick. Gripping it again she jerks me off with a renewed vigor and ferocity. She is not just trying to keep me excited, she's trying to get me to cum. Opening her legs, She reveals the full extent of her vaunted Grand Canyon, the seam of the tight denim cutting hard all the way from the base of her bulbous butt cheeks to her mound.

"Better without your pants on..." I say grinning cheekily, curious to see how far she will go. Firmly rubbing the entire length of her long and puffy looking slit, I focus most of my rubbing and pressure where I think her hidden clit is.

"Ooooooooooooh! That's the spot, right there... Mmmm yeah... Kiss me." Victoria commands and then doesn't even wait. Now her tongue is flying a mile a minute and even her expert hand is simply flying up and down as her whole body shakes and vibrates out of control. "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh... I'm gunna cum... I'm gunna cum... I'm gunna cum. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh! You're gunna make me come so hard Wes!"

*POP!*

*SSSSQQQQQQQUUUUIIIIIIIRRRRRRTTTTT!*

I could not help but hear the explosion in her pants when she finally erupted. Feeling her mighty orgasm against my hand, I not only felt the sudden rise in heat, but also how extra squishy her pussy became.

"Uuuunnnnnggggghhhh!" Victoria erupts in a guttural release of euphoria before taking my face and kissing me hard and then all over my face. "You are so getting a blowjob right now." She says then stands up. "But first you get a surprise. You wanted my pants? Well now you can have them." Lifting her red with white polka dot top she reveals that her jeans are high waisted with two rows of brass buttons running down the front. Working the left row down first, I see her take a breath before she works on the second. Pulling them open, I can see that the jeans were designed to overlap each other. Some sort of tummy control perhaps? Either way when she bares her stomach it appears nice and flat, even if the skin is soft and supple. I am also hit with a nauseating wave of perfume.

The panties she is wearing today are lime green Victoria's Secret in the same style she always wears. Pushing them down till the bulge of her vagina is visible, they are definitely wet, she grins cheekily at me and turns around. "My tits are not the only the best ever, but so is my ass." She says looking over her shoulder at me as she resumes pushing them down. As the denim cascades down the cotton of her panties, I am treated to the view of two bubbly big butt cheeks completely filling out her big undies. Bending over slowly as she pushes her jeans the rest of the way down, she slowly unveils her legs, her thighs soft and shapely, her butt slowly arching into the air as her big and wet looking pussy starts to slide out from between her legs. As it does, the crevice disappears leaving an awkward and silly bulge beneath her bubbling butt. Taking off her heels and jeans at the same time, those soft and shapely thighs jiggle. Standing back up, the silly bulge of her make-believe pussy disappears back between her legs, she turns around and places her hands on her rounded hips. "Your dream has now come true, Victoria Elaine Black wearing wet panties that you made happen."

"Damn, you are soaked... Did you really cum that much?" I say as I look at the damp and bulging crevasse sticking out from the front of her thighs. "Is that perfume I'm smelling from your panties?"

"I need to because of how much I orgasm at a time or else everyone would know whenever I got off." Victoria says then drops to her knees. Taking my dick in her hand. She works up a lot of spit and hocks a loogie on my cock. Using her hand to rub it in, she looks up at me with a smile. "You better give me a really big and tasty treat!"

"Oh I will." I say as she closes her eyes and opens her mouth. "Can you take your shirt off? I really want to see those big beautiful titties."

"No, because I don't want you to cum too fast." Victoria says and then fills her mouth with my average size dick. Going balls deep immediately. She is already gagging and taking big gulps of air as she tries to act like a pornstar down below. The only reason I'm still hard It's because of those giant tits constantly squishing and rubbing and sliding up and down my legs. After a few minutes she pulls her mouth away with a loud pop and looks up with me as she starts jacking me off. "Are you enjoying it?"

Looking up at the ceiling. I roll my eyes down back to her and grin. "I'd rather be getting lost in that big and beautiful pussy instead."

Giggling she stands up and steps close to me, putting herself between my legs. Grabbing my head she buries them between her huge breasts which are still covered by her top. "I'm saving myself until my honeymoon. But if you want, I'll let you hump me over my panties."

Pulling my head out from her aircraft carrier busting torpedoes, I look up at her and ask, "You're still a virgin?" I already knew the answer, but I figured I would flatter her anyway.

She responds by holding up her right hand and wiggling her ring finger. "Yes." She replies shaking her head playfully.

"Okay." I respond with a nod. Reaching for her blouse, she reaches down and grabs my wrist. Preparing to stop me, but when I stop lifting to just expose her stomach she relaxes. Kissing her soft skin I lick her navel softly then stand up. "I know the rules, no tits... Yet." I say. Without her high heels I now tower over her by six inches. Tilting her chin with the crook of my finger, I lean down and give her a kiss. Taking control I slow down her rapidly flicking and fluttering tongue until she matches my rhythm. Feeling her take a sharp breath, I can tell she is not used to a soft and sensual kiss. Now that we are making out properly, I reach up and grab her mountainous tit and grope it gently, treating it as if it were a shrine. I still tug and push on it so she knows that I'm playing with it.

"Wes..." She purrs, obviously pleased with my skill.

Releasing her breast, I pull her in and she wraps her arms around my neck. Reaching down I start groping and playing with her bubble butt, Making sure I slide did up and down just enough so she knows that I am touching that too.

"My ass is so big and tight..." Victoria coos.

"Just like in my dreams. But do you know what I dream more about?" I ask stealing myself for what I'm about to do.

"What?" Victoria asks, looking up at me dreamily.

Taking a breath, I steady my rising nerves as I give her big bottom one more healthy squeeze. "To see the woman I accidentally spied on in the shower after the homecoming game her senior year." I say it before she can react. I move my hands from her bulbous looking bottom and slide them down her panties. Filling my hands with her soggy and saggy, flat and narrow butt I start squeezing the soft flesh tenderly. "I didn't realize I was in the girls locker room until I didn't see any urinals on the wall. I really had to pee so I decided to go and when I was walking out, I heard one of the showers running. I peeked through the curtain and I saw you naked and masturbating. I never saw a woman touch herself the way you do and ever since then I couldn't get it out of my mind. It was the sexiest thing I have ever seen."

It flew out of my mouth so fast that Victoria barely had time to register any of it, but the look of shock and surprise on her face said it all. Somebody knew about her secrets a long time ago! Standing there stupefied as her disgusting little ass is being played with, it takes her nearly a minute to snap out of her stunned silence. "You... Saw... Me... Naked?"

"Yes... And I fell in love." I say nearly choking on my own words even though her butt is kind of fun to play with, minus the pimples dotting it. "I want all of you Victoria. It turns me on so much when people stare at you in awe, undressing you with their eyes not knowing the truth. How you use your fake curves to get ahead and dominate everyone around you. It gets me hard to no end." I say as I slide my hands out of her underwear and start to slide her shirt off.

It takes her a minute to digest everything, but when she des she looks up at me with wide-open eyes. "Then be my boyfriend and I'll make your fantasies come true." The moment I nod my head she raises her arms.

Lifting her blouse I pull it completely off. Tossing it aside, I am presented with, not just two big breast forms cupped in a flimsy and obviously slutty bra, but also a soft and round stomach that pushes the waistband of her panties out and down. Staring at her fake tits, I can see that the bra cups can't even cover the fake nipples. "Oh yeah..." I say convincingly before lowering my head and licking the pink plastic. "So sexy..." Looking down at me, I can feel Victoria studying me confused. Never in her life has she imagined anyone would actually find her secrets sexy. Pulling my face away from her fake chest, I dropped to my knees and hook my fingers into the waistband of her underwear. Pulling them down, I watch them fall, her gnarly and hairy cunt fully revealed to me as her three inch long and throbbing clitoris sticks straight out from her pussy lips. Closing my eyes. I open my mouth and take her womanhood into my mouth as I slide my finger along her little and sticky hairy lips. "No one will ever find out Victoria. Your secrets are now my secrets."

Within seconds Victoria's hips and thighs are bucking and jiggling uncontrollably. Looking up her head is tilted as her eyes roll into the back of her head. "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh... They better..." She says finally removing her bra and dropping it to the floor.

Feeling her pussy explode over my finger, she cums buckets again covering my hand. "Take off your tits." I command and like a zombie she reaches up and starts to peel them off. Watching as one giant bullshit tit falls and then the other, I look up to see the saggy and deflated remains of what was once a pair of youthful and full A cup tits topped with two DD size nipples and areolas. Her tits were even nastier in person. Standing up. I walk over to the door and shut it and then lock it. "I don't want anyone ever finding out how you look underneath your clothes. If they did they would never stop thinking about your overwhelming beauty. Men and women alike will line the streets just to be able to see your beautifully big bounties."

Fluttering her eyes open, Victoria looks at me with drunken happiness. Sliding her hands up to her chest, she grabs her rock hard and nasty nipples and pulls revealing just how empty and saggy her tits really are as the skin stretches and stretches away from her chest. "Our little secret... and your reward." She says sauntering her indented hips to my bed. Crawling across it she does so with her back arched to show off her body. Flipping to her back, she opens her legs and start stroking her clit like I would my dick. "Take my virginity Wesley. Make a woman out of me."

Stripping off my clothes, I rub myself to keep from going soft but find that I am a brick. Looking from the bed to the floor, I somehow find this transformation oddly satisfying. As I return my gaze to Victoria pleasuring herself on my bed, I cannot help but feel powerful. This woman is fully expecting me to protect her secrets. It is a charge not to be taken lightly, but when she is the target of my greatest humiliation yet, it creates a conflict within my mind and my heart. Still though, I am horny as fuck and need to cum. Climbing onto the bed and between her legs, I position the tip of my dick in front of her little and nasty love hole and then slowly press myself against the impenetrable wall of skin between her partially developed lips.

It is impossible! Victoria knows this and instead of bursting into tears she looks at me and says. "We can still make love, but not the traditional way." Grabbing my dick she pushes it up and then pulls me in with her legs. "You're going to have to grind me, but if you really need penetration, I guess you can stick it up my ass." She says with a naughty grin.

We do both and I come twice while she comes over and over and over. I never thought in a million years that I would enjoy the feeling of what could almost be a penis rubbing against my own. But it is not a penis, It is definitely a clit just a very big one. And a throbbing one when she is horny. When her final orgasm finally subsides an hour later, her clit softens and falls between her little pussy lips. It does not lose any of its length, just its thickness. I do have to say though, that she really does need to shave her asshole. . I had to close my eyes when doing her from behind. Also some Clearasil for those zits would go a long way too.

Before you judge, I took one for the team so I could gain her trust. As her date to the big dance, I have the perfect position to ultimately humiliate the wannabe Queen. Lying on my bed as she walks around finding her clothes and getting dressed, I look up at the ceiling still oddly surprised that I actually enjoyed it. Looking over she is pulling on her panties, the huge fake tits reattached to her chest.

When we finally appear back downstairs, both of our fathers look at us and then each other while smiling and nodding. "You kids have fun up there?"

Surprisingly it was not my father who asks the question, but Mayor Vincent Black himself. Looking at each other and then at the two men, I am about to open my mouth when Victoria speaks first. "Daddy... I would like you to meet my boyfriend."

"So this is who you've been hanging out with the last few weeks, huh? Good job, son!" My dad says doubly surprised!

"Heh heh... Yeah..." I say shyly while scratching my head.

Feeling my head being turned, I am now staring directly at Victoria who uses her gaze to direct mine towards her overwhelmingly big breasts, "I had a really good time. I'll see you at the dance tomorrow night. You better not be late picking me up." She says then gives me a soft and sensual kiss on the lips.

After the kiss our fathers shake hands and then I watch Victoria and her father leave. At the door. She looks back and offers me a little wave before rolling her hips sexually away.

Looking up with a thousand yard stare I mutter, "Oh fuck..."