A truly shocking sight

As you open the door, you're absolutely bowled over by the smell that hits your nostrils. You get the door open completely and bear witness to the carnage that took place inside just minutes before. Looking into the bathroom, you see that every single surface is absolutely covered in hot, thick cum. It's dripping from the ceiling, it's splattered on the floors, and is everywhere else you can imagine. By some miracle there's a tiny island of dry land in the middle of it and you step in, closing the door behind you. Looking around, you realize the damage is worse than you thought. The toilet is absolutely filled to the brim with sticky white liquid and the faucet has cum ropes connecting it to the handles. There's nothing in there you can touch without getting Karen's cum all over your hands. After taking in the room's sights, sounds (cum dripping down from the ceiling), and smells, you resolve to do what you came here for. Looking at the toilet, you realize that it's dangerously close to overflowing already and there's no space for your pee. Reaching over to the handle, which is covered in a big, thick rope of cum, you flush the toilet. In response it gurgles weakly and drains some of the viscous cum filling it. You're going to have to do this a number of times and think to yourself about how there's no way Karen won't notice. You flush the toilet again, and again, and again and after the fifth time it finally begins to look like a normal toilet bowl again. Your hand gets progressively more caked with sticky cum in the process. You pull down the front of your BUTTSLUT undies and pee. You pull them up and realize you've made a mistake - the front of your underwear now have an even bigger cum stain on because you forgot to wipe Karen's cum off your hand! You turn to the sink to wash your hands and rinse Karen's precum off of your face - Reaching out to the faucet you turn the handle labeled "cold". To your surprise, water actually comes out (you were sure it would be a fountain of hot, smelly cum) and you're able to rinse your hands and face. Now it's time to head back to the living room.