A third idea

Seeing as though you don’t want to be erased from existence by making it so that your father has always been just a woman, also thinking the whole ‘cuck’ thing is sad, you get another idea.

“Dad looks like a perfect copy of young Rosario Dawson and has both genitals ”

Just like that you made it so that your “dad” is perfectly capable of fathering children but also perfectly capable of being included in your new established **** rule.

Not yet ready for sex seeing as you just creamed your swimsuit model rewrite of a mother, you use this opportunity to go to your room and write more rules for reality