A tall tale

Although there wasn't much too it, I actually came to enjoy my sausage brunch. I couldn't be sure if I actually enjoyed the situation, even now, but I knew that there something there... if I only I could put my finger on what it was.

Deciding that I had all the time in the world to figure out what that missing something was, I refocused. I was out of a coma but not out of basic family chores. Tammy, my sister, and I stood side-by-side washing dishes. Fortunately for me she took it easy on me and took the role of chief cleaner.

Unlike our mother she didn't have the same mind boggling curves but nevertheless she had the typical "teen" body that littered porn sites. Dispite not inheriting much in the way of curves, Tamy was gorgeous through and through. She had bright golden locks of hair that framed a cute smile and bright blue eyes, combined with that delectable button nose she had a very girl-next-door vibe about her. I know she's my sister but if anything that... that kind of made her hotter.

Still, whilst I took a moment to take her all in, not for the first and definitely not the last time, I could tell there was something just below the surface. My sister was many things bu t chief among them was 'gossip'.

"So about when I was in a coma..." I began.

I couldn't outright ask her what she was holding back. No, I knew from past experiences that that would only end in her lording any such information over me for weeks to come. Last time that had happened I had asked her about a girl, Jenny Gigher, I had had a crush on. Tammy had hinted that she had overheard some girl talk... after I pounced at the chance to know if it was about me she had held back for a good two and a half weeks, by which time she had gotten with some grotty jock. I didn't hold this against her, in fact it's one of the things I love so dearly about my siste. I digress in hope that you know what I was dealing with: a maniacal gossiping mastermind.

Either way this seemed too juicey for Tammy to pass up. It was as her mouth transformed in to a toothy grin that I knew this was gossip of the tallest order. I awaited her response with baited breath.

"Sooo when you were in a coma mum and I talked about what to do a TON..." she let the tension build "you know I told mum you could always use me if she wasn't there"

I could tell that thee was more to the story then I knew but of all the things she could have said that... that was not where I had thought things would go. My innocent little sister was telling me she would willingly give me her butt to eat out of. I still wasn't sure how to process the insanity that was my condition but the thought of my little sister offering me her pert butt touched on some deep feeling. I didn't want to admit it but I knew that the taboo thought was drawing on a long hidden lust, a insatiable lidido.

"I-I well, I don't know what to say to that, Tammy..."

"Well you can start with thank you... or is it only our mother's fat bubble butt your interested in, ya dick" she winked, coyly.

"You know what I meant!" I said blushing bright red "seriously though, sis, thank you... it means a lot"

"Anything for you bro" she whispered as she hugged me tightly.

We may have had our differences as kids but we were thick as theives nowerdays. I couldn't imagine what life would be like if I didn't have my sister to turn to now. Of course, we still had our differences but, hey, we're siblings after all.

"One day maybe you'll be eating out of both mum and me... Ahaha you almost looked like you were enjoying it at our little brunch, hey Jayden"

I felt her pull me tighter into our embrace, her perky chest flsuh against me. As she giggled into me I felt the edges of her bra rub against my midtorso. Something so simple yet it reminded me of the delectable figure that belonged to my sister.

"Uh-oh... shut up, it just about sounds like you enjoy it! I-I mean, you seemed ever so curious earlier" it was her turn to blush at my repartee.

As her cheeks burned bright red, I actually felt guilt. She had teased, yes, but it looked like I had pushed it too far.

"Awh, Tam, come on... you know I didn't mean it like that. I'm just pulling your leg" I smiled at her.

I realised we had all but forgotten our dishwashing duties, at this point. To be honest, I reckoned I could get away with just about anything at the moment with my 'I just got out of a coma' card, the thought almost made me chuckle.

"I-It's jus that... Jayden... promise me you won't ever tell anyone I said this" she looked up at me expectantly, her eyes shining.

Of course, I promised. It was exceptionally rare to see my sister as serious as this. I was only really prying for a fill in over what happened at the hospital, I couldn't image what she had gotten so serious about.

"I-I-I-Its" I hadn't seen her stamer this bad since she was a kid "Its just that I... kind of like the idea of er butt stuff... a-and your I-I think your, er, condition is actually kinda cool..."

By the time she finished her sentence her voice registered as only the feintest of whispers. Her head hung low, her ears burnt a bright red, her blonde locks obscured her face. I think this was the most **** I had ever seen my sister. My mind was racing a million miles a second, ruminating about what she had said, but I pushed it all away. No matter how much I wanted my pornhub fantasies to come true this wasn't the moment and this was real life, not a scripted porno. I took my sister back into my arms.

"Tam... thank you. It means a lot that you told me and I-I think that's totally normal" I tried to console her, whilst also fighting back the pulsating I could feel eminating from my semi-swollen shaft.

"Hehe, shut up you pervert" she giggled "I bet you just want to eat out of my butt too".

I was incredulous. I tried to be the comforting big brother and got it all thrown back at me. If it wasn't for the sight of her cheshire smile, visible from even this hug contraining angle, I would have been insulted.

"You bastard" I cried as crushed her against me, ina **** bearhug.

"Oh - trying to - cop a - feel now are - we" she giggled between breaths .

Looking back at my bright, embarrassed, face she only continued to laugh. Man, I was too tired to argue back and I was rebuff at every sympathy, if the coma wasn't bad enough. I just couldn't win. Exasperated I watched as she victoriously sashayed away, her top riding up to exspose her midriff as she paraded around in her victory.

"KIDDING!!!" she laughed victoriously.

It took a couple minutes to get back to our chore but, after ou rsibling bickering, we resumed our work. I couldn't tell you what we talked about but I was sure this wasn't the conclusion of a conversion, it was merely the beginning.

When we had finally cleared up I went to nab a drink, I knew there was no way I would stop my gaming till it was time for supper. I had a lot of gaming to catch up on ad not enough hours in the day. I was surprised at how normal this whole situation felt, I thought breifly before I heard my sisters voice.

"Oh and Jayden I felt just how much you meant that you liked what I had to say" she winked back coquettishly.