A stripper.

You gasp in shock as she steps in to find you soaking wet. Standing before you is a beautiful short haired brunette woman about 5'7" wearing a slutty green neon stripper outfit, similar to that of a cowboys chaps and a dress but all in stretch fishnet nylon. You notice her eyeing your sexy form as she asks, "Who the hell are you?"

"I am the new girl, I start tomorrow and the owner said I could get cleaned up before I went home after he fucked me to see if I was hot enough to work here." You lie hoping you hit something familiar.