A streaker must distract!

"Of course, I'll need a distraction." Rose said.

"What do you mean?" Aurora asked.

"I'll need one of you ladies to cause a distraction! In your current state of undress, if you simply ran down the street it would be distraction enough."

"You mean... streak down a town square?" Fiora asked, shocked at the prospect.

"Of course!" Rose said. Then I'll steal clothes for us all. This is the key to thievery: misdirection. It's either that or all of us march into town and beg for clothes. Do you know what they'd do to us? We'd end up in the stocks, or tarred and feathered as harlots!"

"So, to avoid that fate, one of you will have to run interference for me." Rose smiled. "Who volunteers?"

Not surprisingly no one volunteered. No one had any better ideas though. Finally Rose suggested they draw straws. She gathered four straws and broke one short, then hid it in her hand. Everyone drew a straw.

"Alright, who got the short straw?" Rose asked. "Who's going for a naked jaunt through town?