A soda can (safe route)

You grab an full cola can off your desk and inserted it into your dick. This time it felt more enjoyable as the can visibly slide down your monster cock and into your balls. It feels cold, there is a small rumble and it stops. You feel the urge to cum and do so unto the floor, soaking a decent part of it.

You get a sandwich out of your mini-fridge and swallow it with your cock. You can taste it as if it was in your mouth. It too also churned into cum.

You feel an urge, an urge to swallow a human being with your cock. But you don't want to kill them. You take out a green a pill that says ”safe and soft”: Anything living will be able to provide nutrients and not be harmed in any shape or form.