A policewoman

A policewoman was standing right in front of you.

"Oh! um hi" you say, surprised.

The cop gives you a disapproving look.

"Hello." she says.

"Um... what's up?" you ask awkwardly.

The police officer looked at your naked form and sighed.

"Well, I was informed of an incident at the ticket counter of this theater."

'Oh fuck' you thought 'She knows'

"I see..."

"You know its against the law be naked in public place?"

"Yea, yea I know but, um... its part of a costume." you try to say.

"Yea a costume, that's what the ticket attendant told me when I asked him." the policewoman says sarcastically.

"He didn't believe me did he?"

"No he didn't" she says "He was also very impressed." she adds with a smirk.

You blushed at that comment.

"Now if you're going to stay here, I'm gonna have to cuff you."

'Think, Shannon, think!' you say in your mind.