A monster attacks!

A feminine scream from your right suddenly pulls your attention from the disembodied voice of the administrator. At the other end of courtyard you see a large group of panicked students scattering in all directions. You quickly deduce that the reason for this is likely the twelve-foot-tall monster that is occupying itself by snatching up fleeing co-eds with its many lengthy tentacles and lifting them into the air. You wonder how you could have missed something that looks like a giant red Jell-O mold with tentacles at first, but then remember that the scene likely just finished loading into your virtual world. Deciding that discretion is the better part of valor, you dive behind a nearby raised planter for cover, hoping it will obscure you from the monster’s view.

“Stop right there!” shouts a familiar voice from the direction of the now obscured monster. Your heart skips a beat as you realize to whom the voice belongs, and you risk a glance around the side of your concrete barrier to see for yourself. There she is. Standing atop the railing of a small balcony on the third story of the large building behind the creature is your dream girl, Sailor Mercury. She looks just as you remember her from your favorite anime, with her short blue hair, deep blue eyes, perfect swimmers body, and oh-so-short skirt. “How dare you violate this honored institution of higher learning with your lustful ****! I will not forgive you for disrupting the education of youth! I am the pretty sailor suited soldier Sailor Mercury and, in the name of Mercury, I will punish you!”

The tentacle monster, seeming to recognize its opponent, unceremoniously drops the collage girls it held in its grasp and emits what you could only describe as a loud, angry gurgling sound as it lashes out at the senshi of water with its tentacles. Sailor Mercury agilely leaps from the balcony, dodging the incoming **** and gracefully landing on her feet from the three story drop. Without a moment’s hesitation, she quickly rolls to the side from her landing spot, just avoiding being whipped by two tentacles. As she comes out of her roll in a crouching position, she launches her first attack. “Shabon Spray!!” At Sailor Mercury’s command, the entire area is flooded with a dense fog, obscuring your view of the fight.

For several minutes, all you can do is listen to the sounds of the fierce battle taking place within the fog. Sailor Mercury shouting out her attacks. Loud, angry gurgling noises. The sounds of rushing water and shattering ice. The sound of strong, violent tentacles smashing into and destroying tables, chairs, benches, and trees. And then, suddenly…