A little the worse for wear...

You look at yourself in your full-length mirror, and sigh.

You're not the perky young Amazon you once were. Over the years, you've acquired a slightly heavier, more mature look. Your face is rounder, and your eyes not as bright.

Your famous bosom, once so heroic, is starting to lose its firmness. Your waist, well, you like to think it's a pleasingly plump waist -- but it's getting harder to buckle that power belt. Your hips are often described as "motherly," and you always did have an ample derriere. Your legs are still long and lovely, but those thighs have started to jiggle when you walk.

You tug up on your bustier, turn sideways and suck in your gut. Disappointed, you turn and start to walk toward your bedroom... when you hear a noise! It sounds like it's in the next room.

Someone's there! You clutch your power belt and tiara in your hands, and look around....