A lightsaber?

"A lightsaber?" I reply with a bit of doubt.

All the guys around us start laughing, some even fall to their seats while doing so.
I get the idea that my answer wasn't exactly the best one.

"A lightsaber!!!?... What???" Malcom almost screams at my face "You are an Elf, not a fucking Jedi"

"You are joking right?" He ask looking at me directly at my eyes.

"I...." I'm about to reply but before I can say another word he grabs me by my arm and pulls me down making me sit next to him on the previously empty seat.

During the next 20 minutes I am **** to hear all the differences between an Elf and a Jedi.
This is probably one of the longest trip to school I ever had, but eventually we arrive there.

As we are entering the building Malcom approaches me. "Excuse me, I almost forgot to ask your name"

"I'm Danielle" I reply.

"Well Danielle..." Malcom says "There is no human chance for anyone to explain all the complexity and the diversity of the fantasy world in a mere twenty minutes..."

I notice him getting a bit nervous here.

"... So, emm... why don't you pay us a visit during lunch at the Computer Lab and we can keep with that?" He says making a smile that comes out a bit weird.

"During lunch I usually have lunch" I reply stating the obvious.

"Oh you are right... How about after classes? You are not into any club activities right?" Malcom replies.

"No, I'm not" I say.

"Then you should visit us in our club, you shouldn't take your instruction lightly!" He insists.

"Instruction?... Look, we are a few days away from our finals, and I really need to study...
Fine, I'll see what I can do." I reply trying to avoid any further conversation as I enter through the main door leaving him behind.