A legacy project: he wouldn't be around forever... and neither would Batman.

Joker smiled menacingly at his latest prized capture, "Wakey, wakey, pussycat!"

Selena Kyle sputtered to consciousness as he dumped a bucket of ice water over her bound form. He never really looked at other women, he had Harley to take care of his needs, but even he could appreciate the cascade of goosebumps that swept over the mostly naked woman.

"What the hell?!?" Selena squirmed against her restraints, which left her legs locked straight and spread wide while they kept her arms tightly crossed behind her back, pushing her chest outward in a delightful presentation. She still wore her cowl and goggles but her catsuit was pulled down to bare her upper body while an incision had been made that opened up the groin.

"Why Ms. Kyle, so good of you to join the land of the living, you're going to have a big night!" As expected, Selena was quite angry.

"You twisted son of a bitch!" She writhed this way and that, putting on a nice little jiggle show but he couldn't let her loosen the restraints too much.

ZZZZZAAAAAPPPP

"ARGH!" Selena jerked and went limp, gasping wearily.

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, you remember our old friend Ms. Waller don't you? Turns out these things are waaay easier to make and waaaay easier to use than all those truth serum, mind control nonsense we used to get into back in the day. Ugh, I still can't get the metal taste out of my mouth after that time with Riddler-"

"What'd you want Joker!?"

"Pft, fine. Party pooper. We might as well reminisce for a minute, Bat's isn't due for another..." he glanced at his watch, "my money's on... twenty minutes?"

"He'll stop you!"

"I haven't even told you what I'm doing yet! Not that it matters, you'll figure it out. So now that you're up and before Bat's gets here I actually do have a few things to take care of so be a good little kitty and I won't have to shock you again." he drummed his fingers on the table thinking while he generously ignored Selena's slight squirming to loosen the bonds.