A girl

"What?" She says with a confused look.

"I was wondering if one of your girl friends would be interested in hooking up with me" you repeat.

"But" she says confused, "aren't you gay?"

"What?!" you yell! "What on earth would make you think I'm gay?"

"I just always thought you were. You never seemed interested in girls."

"I'm just shy" you say defensively, "and insecure about my ..." you trail off.

"Insecure about you what?" she ask sincerely.