A giant dildo

You’ve been keeping this in here since you bought it online a few years ago. Upon opening the package, you’d realized it was way too big, and kept it in the cabinet under the end table ever since. The arms continue their methodical search, one of them playing with one of your nethers while the other three pick up and move everything they can find. You now find that the only thing you can control are your head and neck. You keep a steady eyeing the end table and wait for the inevitable search for, and seizure of, your long-neglected rubber toy.