A game of Truth or Dare

“Truth or Dare?”

Noire hesitantly repeated the words back to Neptune. Neptune had, out of the blue, invited every CPU, as well as IF and Compa, to the Planeptune Basilicom, apparently to play Truth or Dare. “Why?” Noire asked.

“Because it’ll be fun!” Neptune said back, not really answering the question.

“I’m all for it!” Vert said as she clapped her hands together. “Why not? It could be a lot of fun! We haven’t really done anything together like this for a while.”

“True, but…” Noire was still hesitant.

“I’m in,” Blanc said. “Who knows, it could be fun.”

“Mmmmm…” Noire made a strange noise of consideration, before she finally sighed. “Alright.”

“Great!” Neptune exclaimed. “Let’s all sit down in a circle here.” She gestured to the main room, which already had all the furniture moved out of the way.

“Where’s Histoire?” Vert asked as they all sat down.

“I told her not to interrupt us, so she went off to do something somewhere, I didn’t really pay attention to what she said,” Neptune answered with a nervous laugh. “I think it’ll be fine.”

“So then, what are the rules?” Vert asked.

“So, one of us will start, and ask another person ‘truth or dare’,” Neptune explained. “Then, when they complete whatever they’re asked, the person who got picked gets to pick the next person. Nobody gets picked more than once until everyone has been picked once. That will be the start of a new round.”

“Sounds simple enough,” Blanc said. “Who’s first?”

“How about…” Neptune looked around, before settling her eyes on Compa. “Compa!”

“Oh! Okay!” she answered, and looked around. “Um, Noire! Truth or Dare?”

“Truth,” Noire said simply. She didn’t want to do anything possibly drastic yet until she got a feel for it.

“What is your favorite food?” Compa asked, and Neptune and Vert immediately groaned at the simple question. Noire scoffed.

“Right now, my favorite food is actually sushi,” she answered. Compa smiled and nodded. “So, my turn now?” Noire looked around. “Vert, Truth or Dare?”

“Dare,” Vert said. She wanted to make it as interesting as possible as soon as possible.

“Do a handstand,” Noire ordered. Vert nodded and stood. She held out her arms, and let herself fall. She lifted herself up, and soon, she was doing a handstand. Everyone watched in amazement...and then they watched as Vert’s dress slid down, and fell over her upper half, revealing her, unsurprisingly, green panties. Ram immediately burst into a laughing fit.

“Vert!! We can see your panties, ya know!” she exclaimed. Vert quickly flipped back over.

“Oh, my. I didn’t think about that…” Vert said, but the expression on her face said the exact opposite. “Either way, it’s my turn now, yeah?” She scanned the room, and spotted IF. “IF, Truth or Dare?”

“Truth,” IF said, knowing she probably shouldn’t receive a dare from Vert.

“What is your worst, or most embarrassing experience on a quest?” Vert asked, and already, IF’s face was going red.

“W-well…” she said, and then sighed. “Once, when I was dispatching a horde of dogoos, their...jelly got on me, and even inside my clothes. I had to take several showers, because they got in...certain places…” Her face was beet red at the memory. Vert giggled. “A-anyway, my turn, right?” She looked over at Neptune, flustered. “Truth or Dare, Neptune?”

“Dare!” Neptune exclaimed.

“Go eat an eggplant,” IF said simply. Neptune froze in shock.

“Th-that’s not a dare, that’s ****!” Neptune exclaimed.

“Come on, it’s not that bad,” IF said. Neptune pouted as she stomped over to the fridge and opened it, knowing they kept eggplants in there just in case, despite Neptune’s constant objections. She grabbed it, immediately becoming repulsed just looking at it. She walked back to everyone, sat down, and opened her mouth. She trembled as she brought the eggplant to her mouth.

“Are you sure?!” Neptune said as a last resort, and IF nodded. Neptune gulped, and slowly, ever so slowly, raised the eggplant up, and took a bite.

“Aghhhhhhhh!!!!” she cried out as she immediately spit it out. She dropped the eggplant as she rushed to get a drink. Nepgear cleaned up the eggplant mess before Neptune returned, swallowing large amounts of water.

“Blegh...that shouldn’t exist, I’m telling you,” she said, and set the bottle down. She cleared her throat and sat down. “Now then, Blanc! Truth or Dare?”

“Dare,” Blanc said. Blanc immediately regretted that choice when she saw a wicked grin come over Neptune’s face.

“Give me your panties!” Neptune said. Everyone simply stared at her in shock, especially Blanc. After a few moments, Blanc growled.

“Are you serious?” she asked. Neptune nodded, still smiling. Blanc sighed. “Fine, but you better not be planning anything.” Blanc stood and reached under her dress. She hooked her thumbs in, and pulled down her panties, a pretty white pair, and threw it over to Neptune before quickly sitting back down. Neptune held her prize in her hands gleefully before she set it down behind her. Blanc tried her best to shove her dress down between her legs as she promptly squeezed them closed. Neptune smiled triumphantly as Blanc looked around.

“Nepgear, Truth or Dare?” Blanc asked.

“Truth,” Nepgear answered.

“Do you have your eyes on anyone right now?” Blanc asked, and Nepgear’s face flushed.

“H-huh?”

“Are you interested in anyone right now?” Blanc asked again. Nepgear’s eyes flickered around.

“N-no…” Nepgear said, before Neptune clapped her hands, startling the younger sister.

“No lying!” Neptune said. “I know you enough to know when you’re lying, and you are!” Nepgear gulped and sighed as she turned back to Blanc.

“Y-yes…” she admitted.

“Who?” Blanc asked, insanely curious.

“N-nope! You can only ask one thing!” Nepgear said. “My turn!” She dodged the question easily as she scanned the room. “Rom! Truth or Dare?”

“Truth,” Rom answered.

“Who is your favorite person in this room besides your sisters?” Nepgear asked.

“Well…” She took a moment to think it over. “I’d have to say you, Nepgear.”

“H-huh?” Nepgear exclaimed in surprise. “O-oh! Thank you!” She gave Rom a smile that Rom happily returned.

“Uni, Truth or Dare?” Rom asked.

“Truth,” Uni said.

“What about you? Who is your favorite person other than Noire?” she asked. This time, it was Uni’s turn to blush.

“I-I’d also say Nepgear…” she said, looking away. Nepgear giggled.

“Awww, you guys…” Nepgear said.

“A-alright!” Uni said, quickly changing the subject. “Ram, Truth or Dare?”

“Dare!” Ram said with enthusiasm.

“Do a stupid dance,” Uni ordered. Ram put her chin in her hand as she thought. Then, when an idea struck her, she hit her palm with her hand and stood up. She then proceeded to do what you could call a very bad version of the Macarena, which was most definitely amusing to everyone. She even almost fell over at one point. When she was done, she sat back down, smiling.

“Okay, Compa, Truth or Dare?” Ram said.

“Dare,” Compa said.

“Sit on IF’s lap for the entire next round!” Ram exclaimed.

“Okay!” Compa said.

“Wait, what?” IF asked. She exhaled sharply as Compa sat down on her lap, and IF’s face turned an even brighter red than before as she felt Compa’s soft behind against her thighs. She was able to smell her hair from this position, which she unintentionally did. It smelled like a mixture of medical equipment and strawberries for whatever reason. Either way, she began to mentally freak out as Compa simply sat there, unaware.

“And with that, that is the end of the first round!” Neptune exclaimed. She glanced over at Blanc, who was shifting her legs around on the floor, holding her dress down between her legs. “Things are only gonna get more interesting from here!”