A fully staged interview

"So Taylor, what have you been working on recently?" He asked the singer

"Im Kate Upton, the sexy cow-lady! Moo!" Taylor replied with.

"Okay then, interesting answer" He said, already knowing thats what she would say. He then turned his attention to Kate.

"And Kate, any gossip about fellow models?" He asked.

"I'm Kylie Jenner! Fuck my big ol' ghetto booty!" Kate replied in a cheery voice. John then turned his attention to Kylie.

"Kylie, any new makeup kits planned?" He asked. To which Kylie replied.

"I'm Brie Larson, and I need cock now!" Kylie responded.

"Brie, any news on 'The Marvels'?" He asked.

"I'm Taylor Swift. Pound my pussy please!" She said. John was laughing at all of the celebs bizarre answers when they began to turn to each other. Taylor turning to speak with Kate

"Can I eat you out, Kylie?"

"Sure, Kate, but only if I can spank you while you do it!" Kate replied