A fight.

"Well Ash, you know... I don't think any gifts or services will do it. What I want badly, is to let my anger out that I've had stored in me for so long, which doesn't exactly fit the category of presents-"

"Oh... okay... then what do you-" Ash is cut off by your finishing statement.

"-which is why I want to have a one versus one fight at your erotic fight club, so I can let out my anger directly at you in a physical way." You reply, continuing your previous statement.

"I... um..." Ash hesitates, not knowing what to say to your request.

"You said anything right?" You say, getting a little bit impatient.

"Yes. I did. You do realize that this isn't an ordinary fight club. It's erotic and very aggressive. To fight, you need to sign a waiver saying that if you get severely injured, or even killed by accident, you or your family cannot go to court? And believe me, you do have a high chance of being injured, whether minorly, or severely. You can literally do anything you want in order to win and beat the other competitor." Ash says, a bit of concern and uneasiness beginning to form from the words on her tongue.

"Whatever. This is what I need." You respond to the phone.

Ash pauses, then continues her warning. "And you do know, that you have to fight either half naked... or completely nude? And which one would you choose? I don't know if I'd feel comfortable being naked in front of you and..."

"And I think it would be healthy to do so. Both of us can look at each other without feeling shame. That's what we need to practice anyways, the battle against shame and humiliation we have felt with one another." You say, trying to hold back a boner at the thought of you grappling around with beautiful Ash, both of you naked.

"Okay. I did say I would do anything for you. And if that's what it takes, I'll do it. But I'm just letting you know ahead of time, I'm extremely trained for this stuff, and people make bets when I fight. That means I have to try either way. And just the fact that we know each other doesn't mean I won't hurt you... I will do whatever I can to knock you out or put you into submission. Even if it means severely wounding you. Is this okay?"

You pause for a second to consider this. Could you really be hurt quite badly in this? And most of all, be humiliated by a girl? What should you say to that?