A few weeks later...

"I'm telling you," said the short, curvy brunette, clad in glasses and an orange sweater, "this college is cursed!"

The tall, fashionable redhead, looking elegant in her purple dress, shrugged. "I don't see it."

"But what about all the strange events? Sleepwalking, strange dreams, missing clothes from the locker room... it's affecting women across the campus! And what about all the sightings of..." she lowered her voice dramatically, "a mysterious, evil-looking clown?"

"It's probably just a guy in a mask playing tricks on us."

"I don't buy it. Something's not right here." The brunette scowled. "It all started at the beginning of the year when all those new freshmen turned up. I have a feeling one of them brought something evil to college. Something... dark."

"Well, isn't that one of those new freshmen over there?"

Their eyes traveled across the lawn, to where a tomboyish girl with even redder hair was standing barefoot on the grass, surrounded by a curious crowd of onlookers, singing Katy Perry's smash hit I Kissed A Girl in a very loud voice. She was wearing nothing but her pink cotton bra and panties, and she looked like she'd rather be absolutely anywhere else in the world.

"That's what I mean. Why is she doing that? It's not a very normal thing to be doing. Don't you think it's a bit... supernatural."

"That's just Bare Bev. She lost a bet with a cheerleader, I think, and now she has to go to class in her underwear for a week."

"But why is she singing?"

"I don't know. Things like that always happen to her."

"Well, I don't like it," said the brunette. "I don't like it one bit. And I'm going to get to the bottom of it, or my name isn't... well, you know what my name is."

"Fine, sure. Hey, look, her panties have fallen down. And she can't pull them up until she's finished the song. How embarrassing."